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Post by die » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:58 pm

I miss flamebait.
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Post by MainCoon » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:03 pm

Omg, I almost forgot about this gem.

Thanks, Soviet. Forever will I never look at a Zippo teh same way ever again.

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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:35 pm

everytime i grab mine i think Soviet its quite funny
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Post by MainCoon » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:38 pm

Teh Style Guide inspired art...

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Post by Repo Man » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:31 am

Where has my Sovi3t been?

Hopefully they didn't zip up his mask and put him back in the box....
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Post by die » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:11 am

MainCoon wrote:Teh Style Guide inspired art...

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check out those initials...

MASTER PIMP SOVIET
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:15 am

Still belongs at the top.


I heard Jenna Jameson quit porn because she was tired of reading scripts that had so many "Sovi3t" scenerios....
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Post by die » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:54 am

it's the gottdamn Pez dispensers. It's killin' the biz.
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:24 am

SoVi3t wrote:FYI- I fucked that hot girl at work I wanted to...boo yah!
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Quality score my friend.


And she actually looks like someone famous...







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Oops.
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Post by die » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:14 am

I had forgotten why this was in Teh Classics....then I read this shit again.


Sovi3t starting a thread about how to get pussy is like John Ritter updating his Twitter account.
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:32 pm

Thiscantbelife?
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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:41 pm

Repo Man wrote:Sovi3t starting a thread called "How To Get Pussy" is like Allen Iverson writing a book entitled "How to Change Your Image to Adapt to Your Surroundings."
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Post by die » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:37 pm

Zippo tricks take practice....
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:00 am

this thread reminds me about how much pussy I get. Zippo tricks are so old school now. I've moved on to Kinect Dance Central.
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Post by die » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:49 pm

Oh shit! :lol:

Please say you're gonna share this story with us.
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