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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:12 pm

PhreakyMex wrote:why does RJ's avatar make me want to be Tyra's hands?
If I was Tyra's hands, all she'd hear was "Tyra, quit touching youself!"

And then I'd get everyone to back off by impressing them with zippo tricks.
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:39 am

If I was Tyra's hands, I would take down that skinny caterpillar on my top lip.
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:48 pm

the fes pez just fucking raped everybody on my mother's side of the family.


And 2nd page was starting to get funny, then went OT.

And repo, change to a buddhist or whatever believes in reincarnation. You'll get as much pussy as me in the next life.....maybe.

And remember, I ain't actually Russian :P
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:34 am

SoVi3t wrote:And remember, I ain't actually Russian :P
I will remember that you are not Russian right after I remember what Michael Vick got on his SAT's, the tire pressure of a '74 Nova and the first person Nina Hartley ever whacked off.

Yup - it's that important.
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Post by IDE » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:27 pm

That "look like you're having the greatest day" thing has merit.

The don't talk to 2 girls thing is wrong though, if you don't ignore the friend and include them in the conversation they can actually become your ally if you play it right.

I'm too lazy to comment on the rest at the moment.
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Post by die » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:21 am

I miss the "Sovi3t starting a thread called "How To Get Pussy" is like......" gimmick in this thread, that was calming my nerves.
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:13 am

die wrote:I miss the "Sovi3t starting a thread called "How To Get Pussy" is like......" gimmick in this thread, that was calming my nerves.
I miss the "this forum was active" gimmick at this forum.......just kidding (or am i), or do I even give a shit (wwo, drunk off my ass btw).
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Post by Repo Man » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:43 am

Sovi3t getting pussy is like a zippo trick getting a girl.

Sovi3t getting pussy is like Repo getting tired of ripping on Sovi3t.
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Post by die » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:07 pm

Drunk Posting?

lol man....lol.
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Post by Robert Paulson » Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:50 am

It takes a car wreck for me to get a girl. Then they call me like I'm king pussy eater...which I am
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:58 am

I'm getting head, right now!
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Post by Robert Paulson » Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:00 am

I pretty much think you have to take a picture of it for us to believe you at this point.
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cYnical wrote:The philosophical suggestion that pain don't hurt caused a paradigm shift in my life that I'm still not sure I've fully recovered from.
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Post by Repo Man » Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:02 pm

SoVi3t wrote:I'm getting head, right now!
HA - you misspelled "giving."
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Post by lionheart » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:17 pm

SoVi3t wrote:I'm getting head, right now!
Hang on, honey, I have to brag to my net buddies about how awesome this is. Just let me rest this laptop here on your backfat and...
"Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost!"
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Post by Repo Man » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:17 am

This belongs at the top.
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