THE BESTEST STUFFS OF THE EVERS!!11!
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I come online yesterday, and somebody has added me to their msn. So, as normal, I ask who the fuck they are. Turns out it is some girl I dated BEFORE I started high school. I haven't seen her in like a decade almost.
So anywho, we start talking, and she mentions how she is married now, and has two kids. Then she starts hitting on me.
OK kids, try and guess where this story becomes a fairy tale.......where? When the girl starts hitting on Sovi3t?
SoVi3t fantasized and wrote:...Then she starts hitting on me.
When truthfully he should've wrote:...So then she asks about my unibrow. Said she was looking for the anteater that used to follow her around in high school saying BOOYAH and trying to burn her with a lighter. I told her that guy joined the French Foreign Legion right after high school and I bought his computer. She signed off anyway.
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getting laid last night, and I left a full open tallboy can of beer on my headboard of my bed. I start banging her nice and hard, and the headboard starts shaking, and the beer tipped over and poured all over her face.
I finished, she did not
Zytorg's mother sucks my dick for bus fare then walks home
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cool story, bruh.
There is another Skywalker....
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its called premature ejaculation, happens to the best of us bruh bruh.
"Getting that sincere heel heat from 40 year old virgins since 2009 because of my bachelors degree with honors"