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Post by die » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:02 pm

Heidy Ho
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Post by n-MITY » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:20 am

Bloodrose wrote:Why do celebs name their kids stupid names, like Apple or Pirate?
Ever since she had her kid, I fucking HATE Gwyneth Paltrow.


Why not name my kid Toilet Duck or something more clever, if it must indefinitely be some oddball bullshit? The Count. Phil Harmonic.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:19 am

n-MITY wrote:
Bloodrose wrote:Why do celebs name their kids stupid names, like Apple or Pirate?
Ever since she had her kid, I fucking HATE Gwyneth Paltrow.
Most of us didn't wait that long.
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Post by Repo Man » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:51 pm

All I can say is this is a lot bullshit for KATIE HOLMES.

We're not talking one of the 3 Jessicas here. This is the chick from Dawson's Creek who had no business near a Batman movie.



This is how I know Tom Cruise is insane.
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Post by die » Tue May 02, 2006 3:08 pm

Why not name my kid Toilet Duck
Dude, that is fucking wonderful.
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Post by n-MITY » Wed May 03, 2006 6:29 am

First pic of his child.


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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by die » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:51 pm

So, did anybody watch the new Mission Impossible?
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Post by $nave » Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:21 am

I watched on a plane without any audio. I don't think I missed much.
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Post by RobotJerk » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:17 am

die wrote:So, did anybody watch the new Mission Impossible?
It was actually pretty good, though they fucked up the ending by tacking on a bunch of unnecessary sentimental crap once the mission was over.
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by die » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:49 pm

Does it ever explain why he looks like a 50 year old version of the dude from the videogame Prototype?

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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by revolutionary » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:25 pm

He's in some new movie called 'Jack Reacher'?
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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:05 pm

I'm not looking forward to the terrible movie title puns in news headlines if his divorce from Katie Holmes goes to trial.
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Post by lionheart » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:40 pm

I haven't seen anything he's done since he went bananas, but strangely loved him in Tropic Thunder. He does a much better job of balancing the crazy with the fake than Mel Gibson.
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Post by RobotJerk » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:40 am

lionheart wrote:I haven't seen anything he's done since he went bananas, but strangely loved him in Tropic Thunder. He does a much better job of balancing the crazy with the fake than Mel Gibson.
Les Grossman and Kirk Lazarus need their own movies.
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Post by cYnical » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:51 am

I actually heard a rumor that Les actually is getting his own movie.
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