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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by Repo Man » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:09 am

revolutionary wrote:He's in some new movie called 'Jack Reacher'?
Finally making that move to gay porn, huh?
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:12 pm

So anybody see the new girl the church picked out for him? Wow, cuz that doesn't make the religion sound creepy or nothing.......
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by RobotJerk » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:53 am

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That is one full-service church he's got there. All the one I used to go to ever gave me was some psychological scarring.


She's been in some terrible movies, too...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1665796/
...playing pivotal roles such as "Sexy Brunette," "Sexy Woman," or "Bikini babe."
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by SoVi3t » Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:02 pm

RobotJerk wrote:Image

That is one full-service church he's got there. All the one I used to go to ever gave me was some psychological scarring.
a few months with Tom Cruise, and there will be psychological scarring. I love how divorce for Tom Cruise is just a speed bump on his route towards feminine dominance as Space Pope. Just move to Saudi Arabia and have a harem for fucks sakes.
She's been in some terrible movies, too...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1665796/
...playing pivotal roles such as "Sexy Brunette," "Sexy Woman," or "Bikini babe."
I refuse to watch anything she is in that doesn't end in anal and a money shot.
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by die » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:14 pm

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fuck you Tom Cruise.
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by RobotJerk » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:02 am

If the past is any indication, she'll be single again by 35.
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by Robert Paulson » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:33 am

RobotJerk wrote:Image

That is one full-service church he's got there. All the one I used to go to ever gave me was some psychological scarring.


She's been in some terrible movies, too...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1665796/
...playing pivotal roles such as "Sexy Brunette," "Sexy Woman," or "Bikini babe."


she looks more like a dude than Katie, maybe she'll have a large clit and he can be happy forever.
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by Kos4Evr » Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:30 am

This thread has made me think we need to start a thread about the words names that celebs have given to their kids.

Also I refuse to believe there is anything spiritual about something named after the word science. Just tends to be something of a contradiction.

While to be fair it is arrogant that in a universe as large as this we are alone, but finding proof is about as likely as winning a lotto jackpot. So it would be better to keep an open mind on the isea than to say that one believes it is true without proof.
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by die » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:25 pm

seriously though....


JACK REACHER?
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by RobotJerk » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:24 am

"Dick Sucker" would have been too obvious.
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Re: Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by die » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:12 pm

but more accurate.
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