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Post by Bloodrose » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:18 pm

I think he just wanted to bone Katie Holmes.
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Post by Satan » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:14 pm

I want to be famous so I can say crazy stuff like I want to eat my wife's placenta with a beaming smile on my face....that is my white heaven.
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Post by Shwiggie » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:16 pm

According to Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary:
Cannibalism
- 1. the usually ritualistic eating of human flesh by a human being

Last time I checked, a human placenta was human flesh. So yeah, he's fuct in the head. But what else is new?
second linked article wrote:And they are remaining silent about the sex of the baby.

"We haven't told anybody," says Cruise. "It's either gonna be a boy or a girl."
:shock: OMGLOLBBQ
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Post by die » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:54 am

Tomkitten.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:17 pm

named Suri..


WTF kinda name is Suri?
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Post by $nave » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:12 pm

It's Canadian for "sorry"
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Post by Shwiggie » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:31 pm

The name supposedly means "red rose" in Hebrew, but Hebrew scholars gave that a big WTF.
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Post by Bloodrose » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:12 pm

Why do celebs name their kids stupid names, like Apple or Pirate?

These kids will either get their asses kicked in middle school, or will be snooty rich kids that will undoubtedly get their asses kicked.
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Post by n-MITY » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:29 pm

"From the windows to the walls" just re-split my head open. Incredible. :lol:


Suri means 'Spicy Placenta' in Scientology.
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Post by Shwiggie » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:23 pm

She can tell her first grade class what Dad does...

"He's a movie star and literally ate my Mom's womb."
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Post by zer0-degrees » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:27 am

Tom Cruise is still a god in my eyes!! I would let him eat my semen for his babies! :P
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Post by Robert Paulson » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:53 am

zer0-degrees wrote:Tom Cruise is still a god in my eyes!! I would let him eat my semen for his babies! :P
wrong board, that's the www.tehgheystyleguide.com

I think celebs try to make unique names for their kids because there is nothing unique about the celeb at all

off topic a little:
I knew two sisters, one named "Pua" the other named "Nani"
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Post by die » Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:25 pm

Nothing can beat "Dat Ho".


If I was a celeb, I'd name my kid Ponch.


Ponch Saturn.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:09 pm

Gotcha beat godfather..

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reps name: Heidy Ho

No shit.... i saw that come across my desk yesterday and couldnt stop laughing every 5 minutes... we had the whole little cube farm over here just up in arms laughing... whats going to be bad is when the buyer in charge of the contract meets this person.. you know damn well he's gonna be dying of laughter...
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