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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:49 pm

Oh snap - I am a hillbilly now?

Your boy is North of the Mississippi. No barefeet here, playboy.



I was going to comment how Belding is goosing you.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:05 pm

Repo Man wrote: I was going to comment how Belding is goosing you.
I'm hoping that "my boy" realised that wouldn't be funny either. But then again, when has that ever stopped you before?
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:26 pm

Or how about that Die looks like Gap Model Superman if he swallowed a meteor to save planet Earth?
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:37 pm

Eh... still not working for me. Do better fast.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:45 pm

Uh-oh, Die is going into lame "you are not funny" mode. This could be over quick.


I guess I won't be talking about how Belding's 3rd tri-mester is touching your 3rd roll.

Or how you look like the product of the Campbell's soup kid fucking the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.

Or the drool spot on your left tit, clearly from the excitement of meeting the Overlord of Bayside High.


Oh well.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:54 pm

Actually, you are the one going into lame not funny mode. I'm just trying to stop you from putting us all in a perpetual sleeper hold with your shitty not funny "snaps".

Repo Man wrote:
I guess I won't be talking about how Belding's 3rd tri-mester is touching your 3rd roll.

Or how you look like the product of the Campbell's soup kid fucking the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.

Or the drool spot on your left tit, clearly from the excitement of meeting the Overlord of Bayside High.


Oh well.

Thanks for refraining, because that shit is certainly not even slighly entertaining.

THIS THREAD IS BETTER WITHOUT YOU.

Time to face the fact that you are just not funny.
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Post by baxojayz » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:59 pm

Will this be heading over to the pwn3d section too? Repo's been a hate magnet lately.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:16 pm

die wrote:THIS THREAD IS BETTER WITHOUT YOU.
You spelled it wrong. It's "DEADER WITHOUT YOU".


baxojayz wrote:Repo's been a hate magnet lately.
I think he brings it on himself.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:44 pm

Repo Man wrote:
You spelled it wrong. It's "DEADER WITHOUT YOU".

pure genius.
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Post by cYnical » Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:57 pm

Repo Man wrote:Oh snap - I am a hillbilly now?

Your boy is North of the Mississippi. No barefeet here, playboy.
You're Canadian?
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Post by die » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:30 pm

Cruise: "I Believe in Aliens"


Hollywood actor Tom Cruise believes in aliens - claiming it would be arrogant to think we, as humans, were alone in this universe. The movie star is currently promoting his new film War Of The Worlds, which sees him on the run from extra-terrestrials who cause havoc on earth. In a interview with German newspaper Bild, Cruise says, "Yes, of course (I believe in aliens). Are you really so arrogant as to believe we are alone in this universe? Millions of stars, and we're supposed to be the only living creatures? No, there are many things out there, we just don't know." Cruise is a long-time follower of the controversial Church of Scientology and is believed to be converting his fiancee Katie Holmes to the religion.
Anything that Tom Cruise says will now be used to make Scientology look that much crazier win the media.

I can see it now....


Cruise says "super!" to gay porn

Tom Cruise(a long-time follower of the controversial Church of Scientology who is believed to be converting his much younger fiancee with the perky nips Katie Holmes to the religion) said today that gay porn is ok for gay people to watch. Film @ 11.
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Post by Repo Man » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:14 pm

From Yahoo news.....

.....In an interview with AP Radio Wednesday night,
Kelly Preston, who is also a Scientologist, defended the actor's "Today" show comments about Shields. "If you're going to be advocating drugs, which she does in her book, you need to be responsible for also telling the people of the potential risks."



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Post by die » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:24 pm

That is some scary shit. I'm starting to think he's the Sithlord we've been looking for.
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Post by Repo Man » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:52 pm

The more I read about Scientology, the more I think of that low grade horror movie back in the day, LORD OF ILLUSIONS.

Those people were cutting themselves on glass to suffer for their god. I wonder if Cruise would take a bullet for Hubbard.
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Post by Shwiggie » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:00 pm

die wrote:
Cruise: "I Believe in Aliens"
Anything that Tom Cruise says will now be used to make Scientology look that much crazier win the media.
Actually, they believe we're all reincarnated spirits called thetans which originally came from Venus who arrived here 75 million years ago after a galactic tyrant terrorized the universe. Check out the insanity here. They believe in aliens because everybody's an alien :D

They also hate newspapers, psychiatrists, banks, and the innerweb. It's rather entertaining.
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