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Post by die » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:22 pm

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Your boy Cruise's rise to power has already started. Next he will take control of the Galactic Senate.
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Post by Shwiggie » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:44 pm

There's always a master and an apprentice...Darth Holmes?

"Bend over and show me your dark side!"
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Post by Bloodrose » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:34 pm

I think Tom went crazy after he realized he's the last samurai.
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Post by Repo Man » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:34 pm

If Kelly Preston had to do it with Ron Hubbard while she was still hot, that's sad.

Now, it doesn't matter so much.



Katie.............watch your cornhole, bud.
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Post by cYnical » Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:29 pm

Bloodrose wrote:I think Tom went crazy after he realized he's the last samurai.
Holy Dan #1 sighting!

Bloodrose has finally joined the frey.
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:38 am

Everybody get your "Die. Now." Out of the way.

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Post by RobotJerk » Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:32 am

Psycho Dan Bloodrose is in the HIZZOUSE...
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Post by SoVi3t » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:05 am

Shwiggie wrote:There's always a master and an apprentice...Darth Holmes?

"Bend over and show me your dark side!"

all fear Darth Travolta
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Post by Bloodrose » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:41 am

Wow, RobotJerk remembers that? He's old-school.
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:42 am

My school's so old, Moses came to alumni night.
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Post by die » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:30 pm

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Movie star Tom Cruise and his fiance, actress Katie Holmes, are expecting a baby together, a spokeswoman for the actor said on Wednesday.

News that Holmes, 27, is pregnant with Cruise's child was first reported by People magazine on its Web site.

"I can confirm that," spokeswoman Marlan Willard said when asked about the report, but added that she had no information about a due date or any other details.

A statement from Cruise's chief publicist, sister Lee Anne DeVette, added: "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is every excited."

No wedding date for the couple has been set.

Cruise, 43, and Holmes, 27, began dating in mid-April, and he proposed to her in June at the Eiffel Tower in Paris, announcing their engagement the next day at a news conference.

A month earlier, Cruise had drawn snickers and raised eyebrows with a manic, couch-hopping appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey" show professing his love for the actress.

The twice-married Cruise, currently shooting the action movie "Mission: Impossible III," adopted two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, with former wife Nicole Kidman.



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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:46 am

You know, at one point I felt sorry for Katie Holmes, but now that bitch has just committed herself to a minimal 18 year contract with the guy, unless he dies, but Tom Cruise is the anti-christ so he won't die anytime soon.
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Post by Repo Man » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:34 pm

Imagine the nose on that poor baby.

And God forbid he is sad about anything.
Papa Cruise will tell him to walk it off.
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:02 pm

Imagine the kid's face when he realizes he don't get no x-mas presents, or presents from whatever jewish kids celebrate to get presents so they don't switch to catholics.
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:28 am

Anyone else think its weird the man's over 40 and is only just now having kids of his own? (Or was that the whole point of bringing this up?)
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