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Make fun of Tom Cruise

Post by $nave » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:45 am

Tom Cruise found himself the victim of a childish prank pulled by a so-called comedy team working for Britain's Channel 4 television station. While providing an interview at the London premiere of his new film War of the Worlds on Sunday night, the Hollywood star was unexpectedly squirted with water from a camera. Needless to say, Mr. Cruise was not happy about what happened.
The dude said he thought Tom needed to be drenched because he was flaming...

This isn't a new experience with Tom as he has been hit in the face with liquid many times before...

Clearly Tom is making another sequel to Mission: Impossible... this time he plays a dude that marks out for young pussy in order to not look gay...

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Post by zer0-degrees » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:57 pm

man.. TC is teh man! Dont be wrecking shit with my boy TC!! NAW MEAN??
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Post by die » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:13 pm

"Show me the money shot" :atch:
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:58 pm

I saw that shit and I was cracking up. He was trying to dress down the guy like he was his mommy.

"YOU'RE A JERK!"

A real man, you know, not one who has been caught speeding on the Hershey Highway, would have punched that guy in the mouth. See: Sean Penn, Tommy Lee


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Post by Shwiggie » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:19 pm

Since the first pic didn't work (no direct linkie), I print-screened it for your viewing pleasure. You know, a little "help me, help you" sorta deal....
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Post by die » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:31 pm

we need a video clip of that. :lol:
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Post by n-MITY » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:34 pm

Scientology is bad enough. Add the gay element and you're talking one fuckin weird dude.

That water shot is hilarious.
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Post by Shwiggie » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:08 pm

die wrote:we need a video clip of that. :lol:
I watched it here.

Gotta say, as sick and tired as I am of seeing and hearing about this shmuck, I think he really handled it well. Seemed like he thought it was funny at first (as he's probably used to taking loads to the face), but realized he was an "ack-tor" and had an image to maintain.

Could've been worse...it could have been a DiCaprio moment....
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Post by baxojayz » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:51 pm

:D Awesome! :lol:
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Post by die » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He tried to play if off all cool at first.
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Post by Sparkstalker » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:23 pm

What a fake piece of shit...you can tell he liked it....then he realized it wasn't jizz...
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Post by Shwiggie » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:10 pm

Here's what he can do when he's really steamed:
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*EDIT* didn't realize baxojayz already posted this in the pwn3d thread....
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Post by baxojayz » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:12 pm

Schwiggie: I posted that same one in the PWN3D thread yesterday!


and it's STILL funny! :lol:
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Post by Shwiggie » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:14 pm

You caught me red handed. Somebody posted it on my board and I just noticed it today.
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Post by baxojayz » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:17 pm

It should be posted EVERYWHERE! :lol:
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