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Post by die » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:21 pm

80's porn is obselete. The shitty music, the shitty storylines, the weak sex, the chicks fearing the weak moneyshots. It should be rated PG now. Porno chicks these days are like stuntmen.
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Post by Repo Man » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:40 pm

BLASPHEMY!


I grew up watching those 80's porn chicks. I am conditioned to think full, real titties, giant bush and poofy hair is what a whore should look like.

Back then they pulled out - hooted - and then went back inside to finish off. You do that today and your joint falls off.


I submit Christy Canyon and Samantha Strong and then you tell me 80's porn is busted.
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:42 am

70's pr0n was where it's at. Sure, half the woman look like your mom's friends, but they gave head like sperm was the new coke, which they were currently doing fucking giant lines of.

A lot of girls in pr0n today are lazy. They give good bj's, but they can't fuck worth shit.
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Post by Bloodrose » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:45 pm

men's magazines like Stuff, FHM, and Maxim

Really, how many articles can there be about trying to pick up chicks and pleasing her sexually in bed? It just seems like there's a ton of these rags on the newsstands. All they have is a hot chick on the cover, showing the goods, and a bunch of filler articles. If I wanted that, I'd buy a Playboy, but all I care about is looking at naked chicks with huge breasts and round asses, so I'd buy a porno mag, and not have to worry about reading articles on stuff I don't give a fuck about.
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Post by die » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:44 pm

Yeah, those magazines are such cockteases too. They airbrush out nips and that just pisses me off.

Fat people are obsolete. Not that dude you work with who has the beer belly & can get around or the kinda chunky chick who would be cute if she lost some weight. I'm talking about those big 500 pound motherfucking Barny the Dinosaur looking fucks. There's no hope for them.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:32 pm

I hate those dudes who look like half an egg.
Nice gunt, fella.
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Post by Satan » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:04 pm

Repo Man wrote:I hate those dudes who look like half an egg.
Nice gunt, fella.
LOL!! That reminds me of a dude I used to work with that Die nicknamed "The Khaki Vortex".
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Post by die » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:20 pm

omfg. The Khaki Vortex is a by Gawd Beast. First off, you couldn't tell if he was a he or a she (I shit you not). Second, his crotch looked like a giant peach. Last, he/she wore khakis 24/7 with them completely stuffed deep into his/her ass.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:19 pm

Did it look like Pat from SNL only bigger? If so, thats all the mental imagery I need. *shudders* :shock:
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Post by RobotJerk » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:50 am

Having threads turn into porn discussions seems to be a running theme around here.
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:18 am

I actually enjoy maxim. I prefer the UK version, as it allows nudity. But the girls are usually ones that you wish would pose nekkid, and they're close enough. The articles sometimes kickass. 1000000x better than fucking Playboy.

They do need a nekkid maxim though, for older than 18'ers. But who cares? Pr0n is best on the net, simple as that.

And yeah, uber fat people gross me out. I saw a tankass guy on his porch today, and I thought that he was a beanbag chair.

Once the first number on a scale is either a 3, or you can't see it cuz your belly is in the way, just go on a diet of bleach
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Post by RobotJerk » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:24 am

SoVi3t wrote:VHS tapes...yes, Die brought it up, but damn, it needs to be mentioned again. My GF has a fuckload of them, and always brings them over to watch. Fuck you, I don't want to fix my tracking. i don't even want to acknowledge that I own a vcr. She honestly still has tapes she listens to in the car. I swear, I wanna smack the 80's out of her.
This quote still owns me.
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Post by n-MITY » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:55 am

Double (and triple in this thread) posts are obsolete. When you're your best audience, call it a night and step away from the keyboard.


die wrote:the chicks fearing the weak moneyshots
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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:59 pm

hmm..

obsolete... women with nasty ass calloused feet that wear flip flops..

its called vaseline intensive care... look into it you nasty croccodile footed hag...
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Post by Acidevil » Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:19 am

Acidevil wrote:Nintendo

What with their GameBoy Micro and Revolution, the big N is ready to take its rightful spot on the throne of videogames once again. Nintendon't will accomplish this by making the GameBoy Advance even smaller so only children can manipulate it or you'll lose it in the wash or between the cushions of the couch, along with the remote and some cookie crumbs. They will also create a revolutionary console that admittedly isn't nearly as powerful as other systems of the next generation and will allow downloadable versions of old ass Nintendo IP, including NES, SNES, and N64 games, all in a package the size of three DVD cases. How many times is Nintendo going to offer up the same 20 year old garbage as innovative and revolutionary and charge artificially high prices for the content? Everyone drop trou and take a big ole dump on Nintendo. They are irrelevant.
My rant about Nintendo is obsolete. Where's my crow?
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