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Re: The OBSOLETE list

Post by die » Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:54 pm

This may not be popular with some of you, but fuck it...it's the truth.


Megan Fox


She's a bitch and she won't get completely naked for us. Somehow, this bitch has developed an attitude now... You do some Transformers movies and now you think people are gonna let you slide on showing up late to work, not showing your pussy and cop a 'tude about it??? Get her the fuck outta here, bitch. The brit chick that replaced you in TF3 always shows her tits, hell it's hard to do a google search and actually find her with clothes on.


and P.S. bitch....

Odette Yustman looks just like you but better, so why the fuck do we need you?

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Yeah bitch, check it out....
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Oh! and you know what else????

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That's right. She was in Kindergarten Cop.


fuck off, cunt.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:06 pm

die wrote:Man, I don't get the fat dudes with MILFs shows either. I guess it's supposed to be some type of moral booster or something, but damn.

I'll add this....

The Thug Look...I think black dudes need some type of style apocolypse to happen. The saggy pants gangsta thug look has been done as far as it can go. It's time for a change.

I think they are dressing like homo skaters now.
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Post by die » Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:58 pm

Damn, I have noticed that too. It's fucked up.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:55 pm

You ever notice how thugs have homo sex in prison and then hit the streets talking bout they tough?

Arsenio hall is obselete
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Post by Shwiggie » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:07 pm

Obsolete? I could have sworn that he was dead.

:shock: @ Odette...I had no idea that there was a non-slutty version of Megan Fox out there.
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Post by die » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:28 pm

Yeah, she was in Cloverfield... I was like "is that Megan Fox?"
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Post by die » Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:35 pm

ENERGY DRINKS
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Why in the fuck do people act surprised when they hear that energy drinks are bad for you? Why do they flip out when kids drink like 20 of them in a row and go into a epileptic energy coma? And if it's an energy drink with alcohol in it, local news is gonna run some crazy warning about how it's "liquid crack" and teens are going into energy comas and/or having unprotected group sex while on it.

I look at energy drinks like this... I very, very rarely drink them these days but sometimes I'll need one, just one and it's usually one of the weaker ones tbh. But damnit man, you can't even walk around with one without feeling like a hobo with dicks growing out of his head because ONLY WHORES AND ALCOHOLICS WALK AROUND WITH THEM NOW. Seriously, these are the only people you will see walking around drinking energy drinks. You'd do better buying one and pouring it into a Mike's Hard Lemonade bottle or an old Zima bottle.











JUSTIN BIEBER

Ok, so you were once a cute little kid novelty act that all the little girls loved, that's cool. No, really... that's cool... I see what they did there.


fast forward to 2013.....


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Now, you're a Canadian wigger who sounds just like every pussy black dude on the radio with your pussy love ballads with bitch lyrics and you throw pussy Kanye-esque public fits because you have "haters" or you don't get the "props" you deserve.

Hey. Guess what? It's called 15 minutes of fame for a reason. We don't need you to "update your look" or "go in a different direction with your material" or "collab with other artists"

we need you to fuck right off.

When you continue to look more and more like Corey Haim, you gotta know this won't end well. You're obviously at the "Fast Getaway 2" stage already and Corey himself should've checked out around "Dream a Little Dream".

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Post by lionheart » Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:08 am

That's a hell of a call on Bieberhaim. It's actually sort of unsettling, except I hope that Bieber ends up a lardass disasterpiece as well.

GUNS

...nah, just fuckin' with you.

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Non-Superhero PG13 Movies

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There is a ridiculous trend in Hollywood to make every movie, no matter how much ass it should kick be rated PG13.

Examples:
Taken 2
Red Dawn (technically the original was PG13, but by today's standards would clearly have been rated R)

What's more, the movies are released on DVD as unrated versions, meaning they actually have a prayer of returning to asskickery. They've literally made going to the movies to see these shitpiles obsolete, because you're not getting the best of the film.

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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:12 pm

Agreed on the PG13...

Not that the last Terminator or Die Hard movies would have been masterpieces even with more violence, but nuetering them for mass appeal didnt help.
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Post by die » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:40 pm

Definitely hate the PG13 curse. I like my action movies like they were in the '80's. It's like they looked for ways to put titties into the film.

another thing that's obsolete is:

SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOWS


You've officially gone too fucking far. I mean, they just see how over-the-top shitty pop technology-expensive they can go with it each year. I feel it will get to the point where there has to be an on stage suicide to even raise an eyebrow.

I just saw 200 Beyonces on stage pussy-humping the air in unison disguised as Shakira from 2006 and I didn't even care enough to not care.
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Post by SoVi3t » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:54 pm

Obsolete: People with obvious internet access who ask you stupid questions. I hate when I am playing a game and some fucktard asks where something is, or how to do something, in a game. The irony being that ALL THEY HAD TO DO IS TYPE EXACTLY WHAT THE JUST FUCKING ASKED INTO GOOGLE.

Seriously, how the fuck do you not know how to at least google something as a first try for info? Fucking people demanding the rest of the world be their secretary.
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Post by die » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:48 pm

SoVi3t wrote:Obsolete: People with obvious internet access who ask you stupid questions. I hate when I am playing a game and some fucktard asks where something is, or how to do something, in a game. The irony being that ALL THEY HAD TO DO IS TYPE EXACTLY WHAT THE JUST FUCKING ASKED INTO GOOGLE.

Seriously, how the fuck do you not know how to at least google something as a first try for info? Fucking people demanding the rest of the world be their secretary.

QUOTED FOR TRUTH.


Also obsolete are old flip phones and Go Phone type shit. Smart phones are affordable enough now and everybody should have one. You can look up porn at any given moment, watch Netflix or play Angry Birds. People should be willing to sell blood for that type of freedom.

This dude I work with just finally got an iPhone and he lost his motherfucking mind at how awesome 2013 is.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:34 am

Google for dummies ranked high on my fav book list.


My only problem with phones nowadays is everyone would rather be on them then have a conversation it seems. My wife and I were eating at a restaurant the other night, and we looked around and like EVERYONE was at their respective tables on their phones. DATE NIGHT 2013= phone time in a restaurant. If you go by yourself to a bar for drinks it is one thing, but when you are there with your family or date.....conversate.
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Post by Shwiggie » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:30 am

Sadly, etiquette is obsolete. I mute the phone and put it away in a restaurant. These low-class assholes who talk loud at the table fill me with an irrational midget-punching fury that is only exacerbated by the knowledge that the cellular telephone/portable internet machine is about the germiest thing you can set down at a table, ranking just behind your asshole.
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:58 am

Shwiggie wrote:Sadly, etiquette is obsolete. I mute the phone and put it away in a restaurant. These low-class assholes who talk loud at the table fill me with an irrational midget-punching fury that is only exacerbated by the knowledge that the cellular telephone/portable internet machine is about the germiest thing you can set down at a table, ranking just behind your asshole.

I've mentioned this before, didn't I?

I fucking loathe when I have a friend over, and I'm like 'yo check out this movie trailer' or whatever random shit I am showing them, and they're all like "ok" then immediately pull out their phone and start texting.

Imagine if you had a conversation with me, and I go "hold on a second" then just wander away to go talk to somebody else. THAT IS THE SAME FUCKING THING.

I swear, if I die without smashing one person's cell phone in a homicidal rage, I will have failed as a human being.
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