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Post by die » Tue May 17, 2016 2:17 pm

it's just repressed homosexual urges.

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Post by Zytorg777 » Wed May 18, 2016 1:23 pm

Yikes. Alright bet. Good thing Scotty has absolutely no idea how to engage in sexual relations with a living person.

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Post by die » Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:15 am

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/womans-lif ... 59891.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:38 pm

http://www.local10.com/news/weird-news/ ... rom-hickey" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by die » Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:59 pm

This one is wtf on multiple levels...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/watch-brave- ... 02352.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So, a news article right there on Yahoo's main page says somebody is "going ham".


that's where we are people. Street slang is being used in reporting now.

Good thing this isn't 1993 or the news story would be SHE HADDA BREAK A NIGGA OFF A LIL SUNTIN SUNTIN

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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:07 am

I guess this goes here...

So my girlfriend's best friend texts her at around 11pm at night, and the message reads: "I've been constipated for a week now, finally took a huge shit and shit out my intestines. My actual intestines. They're rushing me to the ER room right now. Can you go look after my kids for me?"

I thought it was a joke, until I saw the pics and actually threw up, instantly. My girlfriend is now driving an hour to some bumfuck town to go watch this broads kids overnight. I'm wondering if this is fucking potentially fatal.

The worst part is I have to take a real bad shit right now, and I'm kinda scared to.
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Post by lionheart » Sun Oct 02, 2016 6:41 pm

Is it possible to really shit out your intestines? It has to travel through the upper and lower colon before going out, so its not as though a prolapse or something would "count". That's fucked.
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Post by die » Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:02 am

Post a pic for proof.



Not of the shitted-out intestines, I mean a pic of your girlfriend.
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Post by die » Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:21 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-dies-fol ... 58067.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sooooo this happened in June and they are just now wanting to "question" the person? :shock:

THE DUDE FUCKING DIED.

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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Nov 11, 2016 4:24 pm

We don't have enough crazy Japan stories around here

http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2016/11/09 ... 0-minutes/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by die » Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:10 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/texas-d ... 12591.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

^ there's the type of dude you don't want getting guns right there. :shock:

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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Dec 28, 2016 2:50 pm

die wrote:https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/texas-d ... 12591.html

^ there's the type of dude you don't want getting guns right there. :shock:

or knives

from the article:
He also allegedly said he was getting together with Trump “to work it out with him.”

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Post by SoVi3t » Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:53 pm

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/victori ... 220-gugt1i
He was taken to Seymour hospital where staff recorded "10/10" anal pain, a small amount of chest pain, and shortness of breath. A nurse examined him, and noted his anus was sore, but found no abnormality.

A doctor also examined his rectum, but did not document an abnormality. By this stage, medical notes show Shane was rating his pain a "12/10". Tests on his heart showed no sign of a heart attack.

Something else was happening. It just hadn't been diagnosed.
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Post by die » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:38 am

Man, I think 10/10 Anal Pain should become the new way to describe shit like a really bad workday, a messy divorce or even a bad movie.

We need to make it the new AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT or CASH ME OUTSIDE.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:44 pm

Man that is fucking genius.

"How was work today, sweetheart?"
"10 out of 10 Anal Pain"

It should replace WTF
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