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Post by die » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:13 pm

http://www.examiner.com/article/dead-wo ... wo-monkeys" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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You check into a cheap motel with an old lady and 2 monkeys...

this has to be a low budget porn shoot.


there's nothing else that it could be.
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Post by die » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:33 pm

http://pix11.com/2016/03/28/upstate-new ... s-license/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So... your name is Johnson and you take dick pics of johnsons and it gets reported on PIX.

this is like DIXPIXCEPTION
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:41 pm

that would make a terrific username
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Post by die » Wed Mar 30, 2016 3:17 pm

is that a formal request??? :idea:
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:10 am

http://www.metroadvertiser.com/index.ph ... o-toe-feet" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

wtf at them pussy footed mother fuckers
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Post by RobotJerk » Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:39 pm

Oklahoma man who claims to be from the future arrested for stealing meat from Arby's
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.2607949" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:03 am

Possibly Goat/Human hybrid

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2 ... take-time/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by die » Tue Apr 26, 2016 4:31 pm

Seems legit.

Target trans-species bathrooms and marriage equality already being discussed.
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Post by die » Mon May 16, 2016 9:53 pm

How far down is Sovi3t on the potential candidates list:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/man-re ... smsnnews11" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by SoVi3t » Mon May 16, 2016 10:22 pm

I'm guessing you ain't on the list, what with Zytard supplying all the dick your mouth could ever handle.

Does he make you listen to his rap songs before or after he nuts?
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Post by SoVi3t » Mon May 16, 2016 10:24 pm

Back on topic, is it gay if he jacks off, since he is beating off some other dudes dick?
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Post by die » Mon May 16, 2016 10:58 pm

Zytorg is always ON TOPIC for you.

Come on, bro...it's 2016, we won't judge you. Put 2 Gi Joes on top of the cake, I'll bake it.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon May 16, 2016 11:02 pm

that faggot has me on ignore remember lol?
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Post by die » Tue May 17, 2016 4:06 am

Zytorg777 wrote:that faggot has me on ignore remember lol?

Yeah, but his heart doesn't have an ignore feature, it just has a longing and burning desire.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue May 17, 2016 4:14 am

Yeah a desire for murder.
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