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Post by die » Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:53 am

http://m.ibtimes.com/kenneth-haskins-ar ... management

Holy shit, how do you not vividly explain/warn people about that dude's photo???

If I was that dude, I'd put masturbation on the back burner and focus on suicide options, jeez.

Seriously. ...fuuuuccckkk :shock:
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:47 pm

http://injusticestories.com/i-aborted-m ... was-a-boy/

wow....i am literally speechless.....

and meanwhile, Zytard was allowed to be born. A doctor held him in his hands and said 'yeah, this one is good enough'.
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Post by die » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:03 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/game-thrones ... 46645.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by die » Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:31 pm

http://www.inquisitr.com/2361950/julie- ... -for-help/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm not sure what blows me away the most, the fact that somebody stole a dead girl or that they want anybody with info to contact DICK TIPS.
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Post by RobotJerk » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:33 am

Cops need to investigate Dick Tips' Funeral Home just on general principle.
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Post by die » Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:46 pm

this is just breaking now:
http://news.yahoo.com/cbs-journalists-s ... 23506.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

^ holy shit @ that :shock:
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Post by Shwiggie » Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:34 pm

The dickhead even video'ed shooting them. Asshole.
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Post by die » Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:44 am

Shwiggie wrote:The dickhead even video'ed shooting them. Asshole.
I just watched that, gottdamn that was some fucked up shit. :shock:
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Post by RobotJerk » Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:50 am

Upper East Side aunt sues 12-year-old nephew for $127G after breaking her wrist while leaping to greet her at birthday party

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/aun ... -1.2394889" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:35 pm

RobotJerk wrote:Upper East Side aunt sues 12-year-old nephew for $127G after breaking her wrist while leaping to greet her at birthday party

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/aun ... -1.2394889" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I read about that yesterday, and today. She lost, for what it's worth. Also, that kid's mom died last year, and left him all her money, and that's why the aunt was suing.

SOOOOOO scummy.
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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:36 am

SoVi3t wrote:
RobotJerk wrote:Upper East Side aunt sues 12-year-old nephew for $127G after breaking her wrist while leaping to greet her at birthday party

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/aun ... -1.2394889" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I read about that yesterday, and today. She lost, for what it's worth. Also, that kid's mom died last year, and left him all her money, and that's why the aunt was suing.

SOOOOOO scummy.
I was trying to find some story that provides piece information that might paint her as less of a monster, but it doesn't seem to exist.
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Post by die » Sat Nov 07, 2015 3:21 pm

http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/ ... s-he-loves" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by SoVi3t » Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:58 am

this gets even more fucked up

he's famous for knowing the Paul Bernardo...who was this infamous Canadian killer when I was in grade 3. He lived not too far from where I live, and for most of my grade 3, we had school assemblies to teach us to avoid strangers, and all that anti kidnapping nonsense. Bernardo and his wife kidnapped and raped a bunch of girls and filmed it all, including his wife's sisters, before finally getting caught. His wife got off because she testified against him even though she completely took part, all made worse because their lawyer hid all the evidence, including the videos they filmed of everything. He got arrested too, but not until after the wife made a plea bargain.

She got a full education, in a carpeted luxury prison cell in exchange for her testimony (along with good food, internet, cable tv, and more), and got out not too long after, and ended up hanging with that fucker straight out of prison.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bernardo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


the courts have to ban any info on her, because people are lined up to kill her if they ever find her.
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Post by RobotJerk » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:54 pm

The television news is terrible, part eleventy bazillion:
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/12/05/us ... tment.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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