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Re: WTF news stories

Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:55 am

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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:09 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/2 ... 92417.html
Cabral-Osorio saw the disgusting sight when a teenage girl arrived with a bulging stomach at the Florida hospital where she works.

At first, she and her fellow staffers thought the girl might be pregnant, but an ultrasound showed no signs of a baby.

"Something was in her intestines," Cabral-Osorio explained on an episode of "Untold Stories Of The E.R.," airing Friday on Discovery Fit & Health."

At some point, the patient went to the bathroom and started screaming.

"It was a toilet bowl full of tapeworms. Blegh!" Cabral-Osorio said. "It was so gross and she had pooped all these tapeworms. There were a couple that were very long and wiggling around trying to get out of the toilet bowl."
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Post by die » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:02 am

Fuuuuuuck :shock:
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:17 pm

i hope you read the rest of the article, to learn where they came from
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Post by die » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:50 pm

SoVi3t wrote:i hope you read the rest of the article, to learn where they came from

Yeah, that shit was ruthless :lol:
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Post by die » Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:32 pm

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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:50 pm

fuck me 4:20 I fell out of my chair laughing. I still feel this is some Onion level bullshit. I'd gladly blow my load that often every day with no effort.


he needs to meet this girl:

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Post by die » Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:10 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/news/former ... 42111.html

Head and shoulders, knees and.....Awww.
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Post by die » Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:28 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/2 ... lp00000592


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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:34 am

pulling a Die and posting an old news link. At least mine is only a few months old.

http://uptownmagazine.com/2014/07/white ... rob-banks/

lmao can't figure if he's trolling, or imagined that would work.
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Post by die » Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:48 am

That's totally Mr. Anderson from TNA wrestling.

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You should pull a Die and be awesome instead next time.
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:04 am

die wrote:That's totally Mr. Anderson from TNA wrestling.

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holy shit that belongs in the looks like a majafaquer thread.

You should pull a Die and be awesome instead next time.
Why lower myself down to awesome?
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