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Daaaaaaamn. :lol:
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat May 03, 2014 10:48 pm

http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/6470
Jiu Jitsu Professor Daryell Dickson Menezes Xavier brutally beat and raped his one-year-old step-son in a suburb of Brasilia, Taguatinga. He eventually turned himself in, with the help of his lawyer, and was held in prison for 30 days. During his 30 day incarceration, Daryell became the center of attention. The inmates were interested in vigilante justice. Daryell was raped by 20 prisoners. He received injuries over his entire body, with the most serious injury in the anal region. Prior to entering the prison, medics applied stitches all over the abusers back. After the prisoners assaulted him, they ripped apart the stitches that he had received, and raped him again.
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Post by die » Sun May 04, 2014 3:20 pm

Dead at his name being "Daryl Dixon".
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Post by SoVi3t » Sun May 04, 2014 6:38 pm

got damn, I missed that!

http://news.ca.msn.com/canada/man-in-no ... er-3-years

I dunno what's worse, finding out you still got a knife stuck in you 3 years later, or the fact the knifing happened over an arm wrestling match gone bad...
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Post by die » Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:20 pm

new twist on how cooter can ruin your political aspirations......

https://tv.yahoo.com/news/dukes-hazzard ... 51471.html

MY SOUL IS IN JEOPARDY.
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Post by die » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:42 am

https://www.yahoo.com/news/chimp-attack ... 21652.html

Fuccckkkk.

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That chick got fucking destroyed, son. Fuuuuuuck
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http://www.canadiancrc.com/newspaper_ar ... itter.aspx
8-Year-Old Charged For Sexual Conduct With Sitter

(KUTV) SALT LAKE CITY, Utah A mother is upset after a 14-year-old babysitter engaged in sexual conduct with her eight-year-old boy, and the eight-year-old was charged with lewd conduct.

Prosecutors say that, while the babysitter initiated the contact, the young boy was a willing participant.

"She dared my son to touch her breasts," says Michelle Grosbeck, the boy's mother.

After hiring the teenager to baby sit, Grosbeck got the feeling something was wrong.

"It was just that sense that something wasn't quite right with this 14-year-old girl," she said. She asked her son what had happened. "He just came right out as if nothing was awry, and just started talking about what had happened."

Grosbeck went to police and child protection workers, and the case went to the district attorney, after which her son, age eight, had been charged with an act of lewdness with a minor.
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Post by die » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:41 pm

That is borderline thread winner material.
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:10 am

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A 50-year-old man died after he got a vibrator stuck up his anus and left it too long to seek medical attention because he was embarrassed, an inquest has been told.

Southwark Coroners’ Court heard it took Nigel Willis five days to muster the courage to get help after accidentally lodging a dildo inside himself last year.

Mr Willis, who lived in Forest Hill with his mother, was taken to Lewisham hospital in December but succumbed to his injuries in February this year despite having the vibrator removed.

The sex object had pierced his bowel, which led him to suffer septic shock.

‘The history was that his friend or carer called an ambulance because he complained of dizziness, weakness and was unable to move from the sofa for five days,’ said Dr Adebowale Adesina, who works as a consultant at the south-east London hospital.

Mr Willis, who didn’t have a job and was single, cared for his elderly mother with the help of his neighbour.
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Post by die » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:06 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:



https://screen.yahoo.com/broken-news-da ... .html?vp=1

^what would happen if you walked around Detroit dressed as Robocop?
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Post by die » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:57 pm

http://theweek.com/article/index/266840 ... omans-body


In 1978, a 24-year-old pregnant woman from the central Indian state of Madhya Pradesh reportedly received the terrible news that she was suffering an ectopic pregnancy, in which the fetus grows outside the womb. The pregnancy did not go to term, just as doctors predicted, and the woman was told to have surgery to remove the fetus.

Fearing the prospect of going under the knife, the woman, according to the Times of India, sought treatment at a health center in her village instead. After a few months, the pain faded.

Recently, the now 60-year-old woman reported suffering consistent pain in her abdomen. Doctors detected a lump and ran her through several tests, which ultimately revealed that the mass was a child's skeleton. A team of surgeons from a hospital in Nagpur performed the rare procedure of removing the skeleton that had lived in the woman's body for 36 years.

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Post by Shwiggie » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:22 pm

I wouldn't say it "lived" inside her...
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