The Unofficial ROADHOUSE Thread

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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:27 pm

Babylon A.D. your thoughts? I did not like it.
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Post by RobotJerk » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:20 am

die wrote:I didn't see Vin Diesel on the list.
Yeah...I had that coming.
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Post by Repo Man » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:46 am

Watched it again this past Saturday. Still holds up.
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Post by die » Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:04 pm

I want to watch it every Saturday.
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:43 pm

Finally watched this trainwreck, errr, I mean movie. I decided to post here, as opposed to the official thread, as that thread is probably being saved for the next hoedown or whatever it is you do down south whenever you celebrate TBS showing this.

First of all, white trash martial arts....southern United States is so easily amused. I can't even even list more things, because I'm still facepalming over Grease Lee bragging about fucking dudes in prison. And a human being accepting piss poor pay to go get knifed and stabbed and shot and assaulted constantly. And the evil boss of JC Penny and his fat hillbilly sidekick mafia.

I'm gonna watch the rifftrax version now, so when I laugh, it at least will be without irony.


On the plus side, at least the movie had tits (even though the tits were hiding behind mullets and bangs), and Jeff Healey was my best friends cousin. Met him at a birthday party, and he wasn't full of enough shame to ever mention this movie. Also he owned a wristwatch, and I never understood why. And it wasn't even a fancy digital talking one, nope. Hands and everything. I kept waiting for him to fight a brick wall during the movie, or just randomly start punching some chick thrusting her tits at his blind eyes, while shouting "take that, mister"
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Post by die » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:22 pm

Your post needs a rifftrax so I can enjoy it without the irony.

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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:01 pm

that movie is why america is failing
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Post by Repo Man » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:41 pm

SoVi3t wrote:Finally watched this trainwreck, errr, I mean movie. I decided to post here, as opposed to the official thread, as that thread is probably being saved for the next hoedown or whatever it is you do down south whenever you celebrate TBS showing this.

First of all, white trash martial arts....southern United States is so easily amused. I can't even even list more things, because I'm still facepalming over Grease Lee bragging about fucking dudes in prison. And a human being accepting piss poor pay to go get knifed and stabbed and shot and assaulted constantly. And the evil boss of JC Penny and his fat hillbilly sidekick mafia.

I'm gonna watch the rifftrax version now, so when I laugh, it at least will be without irony.


On the plus side, at least the movie had tits (even though the tits were hiding behind mullets and bangs), and Jeff Healey was my best friends cousin. Met him at a birthday party, and he wasn't full of enough shame to ever mention this movie. Also he owned a wristwatch, and I never understood why. And it wasn't even a fancy digital talking one, nope. Hands and everything. I kept waiting for him to fight a brick wall during the movie, or just randomly start punching some chick thrusting her tits at his blind eyes, while shouting "take that, mister"

This post hating on ROADHOUSE is the equivalent of a person standing in front of the tomb of the Unknown Soldier screaming AMERICA SUCKS!

Total attention grab.
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Post by die » Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:36 am

Road House 2 is the reason America is failing.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:26 am

Repo Man wrote:This post hating on ROADHOUSE is the equivalent of a person standing in front of the tomb of the Unknown Soldier screaming AMERICA SUCKS!

Total attention grab.
on 9/11 I went and got celebratory head. America does suck.

Maybe you guys like Road House because it reminds you of when America sucked less

or maybe cuz Swayze was topless most of that movie.
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Post by die » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:44 pm

Those are just a few of the reasons actually.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:43 pm

red dawn.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:32 pm

Zytorg777 wrote:red dawn.
I watched that right before I watched Road House, actually. Kinda funny when you realize that at one point, that movie was the most violent movie ever made, and also the first PG-13 movie released.

I am worried about the upcoming one that had to CGI out Chinese flags/etc with North Korean (yet still uses Chinese actors)
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Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:06 pm

I am sorry, I forgot to mention that I referenced Red Dawn to say that the army didnt invade Canada, because Canadians as a general rule, suck and are lame.

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Post by Repo Man » Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:11 am

SoVi3t wrote:on 9/11 I went and got celebratory head. America does suck.
You know because you kissed him afterwards that makes you gay right?
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