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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by SoVi3t » Thu May 26, 2016 1:09 pm

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PhreakyMex wrote:Holy cow... a CCC sighting...

also, you know what I hate... working in a fucking 30 year old building where the power goes out constantly and has fried 4 fucking hard drives on my computer.. but my boss is too cheap to move us to a newer building.
Didn't you used to work for JC Penny??? Where are you at now?

I tell you what sucks, back when I was in my 20's, I was working and paying bills... you know, just working to maintain and all, pretty carefree. Now, as I get older and start thinking about what comes further down the road, I see that RETIREMENT OPTIONS SUCK DICK THESE DAYS.

Is anybody working for a company where they see themselves sitting pretty later in life? Seems like more and more places are fucking over folks. I know that where I work, the newer employees are REALLY getting screwed hard. They raised the retirement +5 years and cut out a ton of benefits along the way. People quit all the time now.
Yeah I was discussing something like that the other day. This generation is essentially fucked. Our kids and their kids? Doomed.

What happens in like twenty to thirty years, when we all get old, can't afford to retire, and fuck over our grandkids like the boomers are doing to us now?
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by PhreakyMex » Thu May 26, 2016 1:22 pm

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PhreakyMex wrote:Holy cow... a CCC sighting...

also, you know what I hate... working in a fucking 30 year old building where the power goes out constantly and has fried 4 fucking hard drives on my computer.. but my boss is too cheap to move us to a newer building.
Didn't you used to work for JC Penny??? Where are you at now?
I got unceremoniously dumped from JCP back in 08.. i've been doing IT jobs elsehwere for a while now... The place I'm at is an MSP that does front end support and backup and recovery for people nation wide. The problem is the owner is a little greedy and has us working in an old ass building in north dallas (nee Plano)
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:58 pm

this has been a long time coming.....

THAT DOUBLE U TURN RETARDEDNESS

I don't know what it is techinically called....but it is where both sides of the can turn into the left lane and make u-turns onto the other side of the road. The point is.....YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY UP AND OVER. NOT JUST STOP RIGHT AT THE OPENING. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEN THE OTHER PERSON ACROSS FROM YOU CAN'T SEE!!!!!!!! i THOUGHT ABOUT DRAWING A DIAGRAM...BUT SCREW IT. THIS SHOULD BE ACADEMIC. ENJOY IDIOCRCACY CARMAGEDDON! WELCOME TO COSTCO I LOVE YOU! ....... :x :x :x :x

THAT CREEPY OLD GUY INSIDE GAS STATION CONVENIENCE STORE LOITERER

bro wtf? do you not have a life? how come you think it is cool to just come in and spend hours chatting up the ghetto fabulous clerk? trust me, she is already distracted enough with her blue tooth headset and text messages! I don't need you sliding over to the side so that I can buy my chocolate milk, like you are doing me a favor bro. wtf. wtf wtf. I mean plus....it is obvious that she don't even like you or want you there. This is rude to everyone, and borderline stalkish.

search you heart, you know I am right.

Zytorg out. :marvin:
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by die » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:19 am

I have no idea what you mean in that first description, but the other one is completely SOLD.

There is always some desperate motherfucker with zero shit to do all day hanging out at a gas station somewhere.

There's a hot young white trash chick that works at the gas station up from my house, she's got broke ass old dudes hanging on like shaved down sloths.
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:02 pm

the thirst reeks and combines with their half-put out cigarette smell. I knew I should have drawn a diagram. :lmao:


THE NON CEASING PUSHING OF THE AGENDA

Lord have mercy. Forgive them for they no not what they do. So I go on youtube to play some music at work first thing, as is my ritual. Music makes the paperwork better, I have found. Not doing the paperwork feels the same also, but that is another topic. ANNNYWAY....I go up on youtube and in the corner (top left) next to their logo, there is a heart painted in the rainbow. agenda. AGENDA BASED UPON THE CENSELESS DEATHS OF HUMANS. WHY NOT INSTEAD OF HAVING THE GAY HEART HAVE A BURNING ISIS FLAG? HUH? I feel like this world is passing me by.

If this world can somehow survive, i wonder what the history books will say about this time period? I can only imagine.
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by die » Thu Sep 01, 2016 3:39 pm

I know I'm going to sound like a broken record, but fuck it, vinyl made a huge comeback.


I know that we were all raised differently. I know that there are habits and people speak certain ways for what ever the reason may be... but holy fucking water wizard jetski jumpin Jayzus, why do all of my work emails read like this:

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^ that is the visual representation of how the emails look.

Motherfuckers, if I can write an email without saying DUDE or RAD or MTN Dew, motherfucking surely your ass can write an email without saying shit like WE TAKIN UP MONIES TODAY IF YOU WON'T TOO DONATE CUZ MR. LARRY MOMMA DIE


Put a fucking S where it belongs, not where it doesn't belong. If your ass worked in housekeeping or some shit, cool, however, they gave you a fucking degree and put you in a motherfucking office. At least try to act like you belong there sometimes. Emails shouldn't look like I logged onto RAPLYRICS.ORG

You know what... fuck it. You are the reason Mr. Larry's mother is dead. Your grammar gave her sickle cell and your punctuation gave her diabetes. Typing in all caps cut her foot off.

travel back in time and lick a ankylosaurus's dickhole, you cliché ratchet hoodrat hoebag.


Also, since I mentioned WORK... the next person at work who starts a discussion off with MY THING IS is going to receive a fucking flaming shoryuken into a ceiling fan. Bitch, nobody cares what your thing is. There's the truth, there's lies and then there's however the fuck you feel. I'm willing to listen to 2 out of those 3. Go eat a southern rockhopper penguin turd quesadilla, you vibrant shit-stain on social awareness.


Also, I hate those fucking commercials about Dancing with The Stars. WHO GIVES A FUCK WHO'S THE MYSTERY PEOPLE ON THERE THIS SEASON, IT IS FUCKING DANCING, IT IS DUMB.

launch bottle rockets into your own uncle's butthole meat, you delinquent fucknuts.

Is it not to much to ask that if my boss has to be a lesbian, could she at least look like Mia Khalifa or Dillon Harper instead of PEDRO FROM NAPOLEON DYNAMITE AS A 16 YEAR OLD SKATEBOARDER? Whatever I did in life to deserve this, let me openly say I AM SORRY. This bitch looks like Nacho Libre's tag partner at the X-Games and shit. I want to superglue my dick to my forehead and do a Metroid roll into strip mall traffic on Black Friday.

HEY LOOK IT'S THURSDAY, LET'S ALL RUN STOP SIGNS!!!11 -Said every other motherfucker on the road


Oh and wtf is up with expiration dates on shit now? They are all over the place. I feel like I gotta check everything. I get dates from November 2147 all the way back to December 2004 on new shit I buy. THAT'S QUITE A DIFFERENCE THERE.


JVDFVHNAVHJNSDAVNJSAVJNSDAVJNAVJKSAVAVSVAVSVKAD


Fuck this, I'm taking off work tomorrow.
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Sep 01, 2016 4:45 pm

Damn.
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by cYnical » Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:39 pm

Kawada fucking Christ, Die...

What's with this "ratchet" shit, anyway? Are these fools too stupid or too lazy to spell or say wretched? Are they obsessed with tools?
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by die » Thu Sep 15, 2016 3:53 pm

^ I'm sure there's a better explanation on Urban Dictionary than I could ever give.

My lesbian boss still looks exactly like Kelly Ripa's husband though.
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:33 am

You know what I hate? Hypocritical bible thumpers.

Just had a fantastic argument with a neighbour because I smoke pot (legal where I live), because it's the devils weed and it invites sin to the neighbourhood.

This same neighbour is fucking another neighbour who is married with kids.

I love how the Bible thumpers are against whatever you do, but their sins are apparently A-OK.

I need to win the lottery so I can buy a million automated bulldozers and push people into the ocean.
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by die » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:07 pm

^ Yeah and they will get all mad at you and super-offended if you say "GODDAMNIT" while they go right back to breaking 6 out of the 10 commandments. :lol:


PLS DON'T TAKE TEH LORDZ NAME IN VEINS IN MY PRESENTZ I'M AM TEH OFFENDEDED

and then they run out and buy $20 Christian themed parody shirts...

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I'm dying to hear the sermon about how THOU SHALT NOT STEAL doesn't apply to INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES


Loopholes in the bible. Seems legit.



I hate ppl who buy into stupid shit like that because they think it is "Christian".

Like the same people who give Duck Dynasty a free pass on everything because they are "Christians" or eat at Chic Fil-a because it's "Christian".

"Hey, I'll buy Joel Olsteen's stupid ass book because...you guessed it... HE'S CHRISTIAN".

I work with a dude who falls for all of that crap.

I don't know how anybody can actually believe that Donald Trump is a God fearing Christian man, but they really do now. That's straight-up insanity~!
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:45 pm

I've never once pictured Trump as religious at all.

and I've never seen any of those shirts, they're all fucking hilariously awesome.

And yeah, I know a ton of people who will discuss being without sin, as they steal away every movie and song off the internet. I mean, I know I'm stealing music and movies, I don't try to sugarcoat it.

Oddly enough I don't take the lord's name in vain. Not because of any religious reasoning, I just find it hypocritical. If you're religious, you shouldn't be saying it. And if you don't believe in God, why curse because you suck? Just easier to say FUCK or SHIT or COCKPUNCH.

I just notice that so many fucking religious people seem to think that because they believe in God, or say they're religious, it's like a free pass for them to be dicks to anybody else or to claim they're better than you. Pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to work.
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by die » Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:34 pm

I'm pretty sure if you were going to curse God it would be DAMN GOD, wouldn't it?

I think it's a term that people themselves have decided to police.


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GOD COCKPUNCH IT! :x

but yeah, on a more serious note... I do respect your logic on the issue and how you choose to handle it. In a perfect world, we should all be civilized enough to not curse and actually be able to speak to each other with some level of respect. Taking the high road is always admirable at the end of the day.

It's just hard when you really hate people though.
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by die » Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:57 pm

Well, it's Monday and I'm pissed again.

If I had to describe why the human race should end and I was only given 3 words to do so, those three words would be...

POOP EMOJI CULTURE

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Everywhere that I go, there is a shit pillow, shit keychain or shit bank or something.

SHIT.

I shit you not.

It is now popular to adorn everything with shit.

I promise you that German Scat Porn enthusiasts are looking at our culture with genuine affection right now, they clearly know we are getting there.


and if you're not questioning existence yet, try rainbow poop emoji...



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why? I don't fucking know. It's like we are gravity free now and just flying.
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Re: The "You know what I hate" thread...

Post by SoVi3t » Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:17 am

You know what I hate?

The same fucking recycled memes and videos and images I keep seeing on Facebook. I swear to black Jesus, if I see that fucking Adventure Time remix with Rihanna for Making Bacon Pancakes one more time, I am going to post pictures of my unwiped asshole on the fuckers wall who thought they were the first to discover this fucking thing.
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