The Official ROADHOUSE thread

THE BESTEST STUFFS OF THE EVERS!!11!
Post Reply
User avatar
die
Posts: 14859
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:38 pm
Location: Apartment Complex of Dicks

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by die » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:45 pm

Image
An Ode to the House that is Road
-by: Die



If a Blu Ray case can hold gospel, Road House is my Bible
"Thou shalt not carry boot blades lest ye get kicked into Terry Schiavo"
My survival guide to life, my wife- my white trash Maltese Falcon
It's action puts me right there in the middle like my name was Malcolm
The kicks, the throat rips- the whole trip has got me goin woozy
It's the most macho thing I've seen since Chuck Norris posed with uzis
It taught me lessons like: Keep extra tires in cars
Don't chase skirts. Pain don't hurt. Take your shirt off and admire your scars
Be nice until it's time to not be nice and the most suprising part:
It's how white trash people wished they looked like when they fight in bars
A grown muscular man in a skin tight denim outfit can polevault with a pool cue
I've seen it happen, dreams come true. Thru this movie it's been proved true
It's the best movie ever, I can never live without it
Terry Funk has a perm, so there's no reason you should doubt it
Our sweet mulleted enforcer won't let any bar drunks trouble you
Rest in peace Patrick Swayze up in Heaven's Double Deuce
Image
There is another Skywalker....
User avatar
cYnical
Posts: 2382
Joined: Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:47 pm
Location: Pearl/Hattiesburg, MS
Contact:

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by cYnical » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:10 am

That was spiritual. Bravo.
Image
User avatar
SoVi3t
Posts: 5658
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:30 am
Location: Behind The Iron Curtain

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:16 am

4:1 odds say they CGI Swayze's face in the movie


no wait, 1:1
Image

Zytorg's mother sucks my dick for bus fare then walks home
User avatar
die
Posts: 14859
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:38 pm
Location: Apartment Complex of Dicks

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by die » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:51 am

Image
Image
There is another Skywalker....
User avatar
SoVi3t
Posts: 5658
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:30 am
Location: Behind The Iron Curtain

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:31 am

Somewhere Repo Man is smiling from his grave aka ditch at the side of some country road.
Image

Zytorg's mother sucks my dick for bus fare then walks home
User avatar
die
Posts: 14859
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:38 pm
Location: Apartment Complex of Dicks

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by die » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:14 am

Image
There is another Skywalker....
User avatar
Repo Man
Posts: 2240
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2004 6:09 pm
Location: Would you eat the moon if it was made of barbecue spareribs?

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by Repo Man » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:58 am

die wrote:Image
^ that's the director of Road House 2
This is 27 parts of greatness.
Image
User avatar
PhreakyMex
Posts: 4488
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 2:49 pm
Location: Frisco, Texas

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Sep 09, 2015 9:36 pm

DIE TO THREAD... DIE TO THREAD....


http://variety.com/2015/film/news/ronda ... 201567956/

Rowdy Rousey to take the part immortalized by the Swayze
Image
User avatar
die
Posts: 14859
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:38 pm
Location: Apartment Complex of Dicks

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by die » Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:16 pm

I have my fingers crossed that they keep the part in the script with the female doctor. This could be great if so.
Image
There is another Skywalker....
User avatar
SoVi3t
Posts: 5658
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:30 am
Location: Behind The Iron Curtain

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:30 pm

I'm only posting here because I sure as fuck ain't discussing this in Zytard's late as fuck thread, or the shitty unofficial roadhouse thread.
Image

Zytorg's mother sucks my dick for bus fare then walks home
User avatar
die
Posts: 14859
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:38 pm
Location: Apartment Complex of Dicks

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by die » Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:25 am

Image

Image
Image
There is another Skywalker....
User avatar
RobotJerk
Posts: 7037
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:24 am
Location: I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by RobotJerk » Sat Sep 12, 2015 4:23 pm

PhreakyMex wrote:http://variety.com/2015/film/news/ronda ... 201567956/

Rowdy Rousey to take the part immortalized by the Swayze
So long as she follows the Swayze tradition and shows her butt, it's all good.
Image
User avatar
PhreakyMex
Posts: 4488
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 2:49 pm
Location: Frisco, Texas

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by PhreakyMex » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:58 pm

SoVi3t wrote:I'm only posting here because I sure as fuck ain't discussing this in Zytard's late as fuck thread, or the shitty unofficial roadhouse thread.
theres a reason I searched this thread out and posted it here... because this is the OFFICIAL thread... any and all road house discussion should be had here... even when a chick is set to take the part of the Swayze
Image
User avatar
SoVi3t
Posts: 5658
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:30 am
Location: Behind The Iron Curtain

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by SoVi3t » Sun Sep 13, 2015 5:38 pm

PhreakyMex wrote:
SoVi3t wrote:I'm only posting here because I sure as fuck ain't discussing this in Zytard's late as fuck thread, or the shitty unofficial roadhouse thread.
theres a reason I searched this thread out and posted it here... because this is the OFFICIAL thread... any and all road house discussion should be had here... even when a chick is set to take the part of the Swayze
Image
Image

Zytorg's mother sucks my dick for bus fare then walks home
User avatar
die
Posts: 14859
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:38 pm
Location: Apartment Complex of Dicks

Re: The Official ROADHOUSE thread

Post by die » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:58 pm

I'm ordering this poster for myself for Christmas...

Image
Image
There is another Skywalker....
Post Reply