Kids these days have it made!

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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:55 pm


'Fantasy Slut League' Exposed at HS

A top-tier California high school informed parents of a "Fantasy Slut League" in which male students "drafted" female students and earned points for sexual encounters.

The sex game was brought to the attention of officials at Piedmont High School in Piedmont, Calif., who launched an investigation earlier this month. The school is known for ranking in the top handful of the state's schools in standardized tests.

In a letter to parents, Principal Rich Kitchens described a ritual "in which our female students (unbeknownst to most of them) are drafted as part of the league...Male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students," according to ABC News affiliate KGO-TV.

Many students, both male and female, knew about the league and participated either willingly or because of social pressures, Kitchens wrote.

The principal said the "league" revolved around varsity team players and had been around for years.

"The revelation that students expressed concern that the fallout could result in discipline and affect their college applications suggests an understanding by students that there is something wrong with the 'Fantasy Slut League,'" Kitchens wrote in the letter.

The Piedmont High School and officials from the school's district did not return ABC News' phone calls and messages.

The school is planning assemblies and hopes the letter will create a discussion, assistant superintendent Randall Booker told KGO.

"It always comes back to how do we educate students and to have further conversations with the community," he said.

http://news.yahoo.com/fantasy-slut-leag ... ories.html

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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by cYnical » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:47 pm

Why didn't we have cool shit like that when I was in school??
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:54 pm

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Post by cYnical » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:20 pm

It's fucked up that the very people who fired her and the very parents who complained most likely jacked off to her work.

This is why we can't have nice things.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:24 pm

^ that entire post is my new favorite quote.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:09 pm

Dallas ISD's finest right there.... I'll let her teach me spanish any day
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:25 pm

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1616918




“Ms Eagan had sex with a student hahahahahahaha i knew it,” wrote @ki_araa.


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In her mug shot, Eagan donned a loose-fitting beige Superman shirt and appeared unfazed by her arrest.
and by "beige" they mean "dirty-ass white" :lol:


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Damn, was this school in the middle of the ghetto?

Hoodrat High?
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Tue Nov 18, 2014 2:20 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/2 ... 22546.html

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Can I get a do-over on my childhood?

“We would just drive around and [do it] in the car,” the boy, whose name was withheld, told the newspaper.
^ just listen to this cocky little bastard.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Nov 18, 2014 7:25 pm

Some of those women in that slide show are fugly as all shit...
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Post by lionheart » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:51 pm

PhreakyMex wrote:Some of those women in that slide show are fugly as all shit...
I got to #21 before I found a woman I wouldn't hit NOW, as a grown ass man. She was like the 12th chick.

At 14 or 15, there is ZERO chance I turn any of those girls down.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:19 pm

Did we discuss this one?

http://q13fox.com/2014/07/23/new-sexual ... d-teacher/

She's a feisty one.

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The magic starts at about 50 seconds in...






And for good measure, she made another video...




And then there's this brilliant recreation of the events...


Just think, she might've gotten away if she didn't write one of the kid's girlfriend letter apologizing for sucking him off.

I think this chick may be my favorite.


Maybe also because of who she kinda reminds me of....






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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by lionheart » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:45 pm

I'm encouraged that young boys are catching on to the whole "SHUT THE FUCK UP" strategy with this. We'd have never known if not for the insane letter.

Hopefully, somewhere kids are plowing their hot teachers with reckless abandon and not telling anyone about it, except the other boys that also run train on her.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Fri May 01, 2015 2:25 am

The O.G. of this thread is still going on strong:
https://crimcourts.wordpress.com/2014/1 ... probation/

Hide your kids.






















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