Kids these days have it made!

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Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:55 pm

Remember this case from a while back......


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/12 ... fave1.html


Now this one.....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0208052teach1.html


Damn, both those bitches are hot too. Did you guys see the newsclips?

We got ripped off when we were in school :x
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:18 pm

This blows.

When I was in middle school, I had this teacher with large, beautiful fake breasts. The face was a little rough. Maybe Susan Sarandon after a fist fight with a cinderblock. But I had dudes telling me they thought she was into me.

She never did anything. I never did anything. End of story.


And now I read this crap.


Where is Doc Brown with the Delorean?
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Post by die » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:51 pm

Repo Man wrote:This blows.

Where is Doc Brown with the Delorean?


That's what I'm talking about.

I'd like to go back to the junior high days and cause a paradox by introducing the phrase "I'd hit it" before the world was ready.
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Post by H8 » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:36 pm

die wrote: I'd like to go back to the junior high days and cause a paradox by introducing the phrase "I'd hit it" before the world was ready.
:lol:
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:42 pm

Jesus Christmas!

I had plenty of baby-sitters. Some of them were hot teenage girls. Or Mom's hot friends.

And dammit. No sex education for young Repo!


This angers me more than Will Smith announcing the Eagles before the Super Bowl. I didn't think I could get more angry that watching Big Willie Sellout pretend he was still "All-Philly".


These young dudes get all the prizes and the broads get jail.
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Post by $nave » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:54 pm

Two things about the babysitter:

1.) A four year old was watching Diehard.. Yippekayay kiddie fucker

2.) A four year old got to third base...

One thing about the LaFave documents:

1.) WTF "Eye Pod"
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Post by lionheart » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:16 pm

That four year old has bragging rights for the rest of his life. He'll be fifteen, not getting ass, and getting ripped on by his friends. Then he pulls out the equalizer...

"Oh, and I suppose YOU got to third with a mature adult when you were four years old? Oh, guess not. Get off me!"

True playa fo' real.
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Post by Robert Paulson » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:39 pm

I was told that a lot of rich kids first get it on with their nanny. Of course they are usually 16 or so...not 4!

I'll have to refer to $nave on this...did we have any really HOT teachers? We had maybe two cute ones, but did they transcend the cute/hot boundry?

We did have teachers sleep with students, but it was always the ugly ones. One was like 400 lbs. and was sleeping with a 16 year old. And the other had slept with a student from almost every class...and they called her "RAW DAWG!!"

But think of it this way what normal 20s something woman wants to sleep with a 15 year old guy. Shit 15 year old guys are usually "too immiture" (so I've been told when I was 15) for 15 year old girls.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:41 pm

Crazy chicks are easy.


This proves it.
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:58 pm

Crazy? Maybe, but I know one thing is for sure.

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Post by die » Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:28 pm

I'd hit it too, both those teachers are teh hawt. If I was the Sheriff, I'd say "Maybe we can cut a deal" :lol:
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Post by die » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:43 pm

Holy crap, that second teacher was Miss Nitro! :shock:

In some obscure news, Pamela Turner, 27, who was named Miss Monday Nitro in 1997 by WCW is an elementary school teacher. Apparently, she was arrested on grounds of sexual battery and statutory rape for having sex with one of her 13 year old students. CLICK HERE for the story and a picture of the woman in question.
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Post by $nave » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:30 pm

EYE-POD pwns me still

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/a ... teach6.gif

Nevermid the sex with a 13 year old: She bought the husband a present with his own credit card? Worst wife ever
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Post by Robert Paulson » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:09 pm

So if lorena bobbit can cut off her husband's penis for him cheating on her. Can this womans husband beat her for cheating on him with a 13 year old and buying him an "eye pod" with his on cash?

Is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
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