Kids these days have it made!

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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by SoVi3t » Fri May 01, 2015 6:00 pm

i hope prison trained her how to never get caught again, like it's apparently supposed to do
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Sat May 02, 2015 5:48 am

Maybe she can upgrade to an EYE PAD now.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:24 pm

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/ex- ... nsnewsap11" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

sentenced to 2 to 30 years.

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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:41 pm

"You hurt my son in ways that you will never know. You hurt all of those boys. "


Yeah, they hurting all right. Gonna take decades to get over all that damage.....
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:03 am

Well, there is a chance she screwed up his chance of ever having a normal relationship. Its like those one hit wonders who acore big with their first record and spend the rest of their lives trying to live up to their former glory.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:39 pm

he may end up with carpal tunnel from perpetual high-fives.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by RobotJerk » Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:34 pm

Someone posted this link on imgur, but anybody know the background on these?

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/426962 ... Pics-Found" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by die » Sun Aug 23, 2015 8:17 pm

http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/08/nfl-cheerl ... r-old-boy/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by RobotJerk » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:45 pm

I think she needs professional therapy for wanting to blow a kid. Having said that, I still would have liked to be that kid.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by cYnical » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:40 pm

That kid's an idiot for ratting her out.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:33 pm

well...


https://www.yahoo.com/news/middle-schoo ... 11826.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

This kid REALLY had it made.

His parents were way cool about being grandparents.


Also, don't know how I missed this one:
http://www.al.com/news/tuscaloosa/index ... 23-ye.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:29 pm

die wrote:well...


https://www.yahoo.com/news/middle-schoo ... 11826.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

This kid REALLY had it made.

His parents were way cool about being grandparents.
That kid's parents must be really popular with the other parents. "But mommmm....my friends' parents let him have sex with adult women!"
Also, don't know how I missed this one:
http://www.al.com/news/tuscaloosa/index ... 23-ye.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I think its wrong and that teacher should definitely lose her job and teaching license, but *jail time* for having sex with an 18 year old is dumb, even if he was still a high school student.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:48 am

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It seems like all of her selfies have that certain "titties popping out of her shirt" look.

I'm hot for teacher.
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by cYnical » Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:00 am

She's in Alabama, right?

That's not too far...
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Re: Kids these days have it made!

Post by die » Sat Jun 04, 2016 8:30 am

That's the one from Texas.
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