Craziest peeps of the forever

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Craziest peeps of the forever

Post by die » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:08 pm

Of course we all know that Mike Jackson & Mike Tyson are straight up crazy, but who else just wierds you out.


Here's a few of my choices.....


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Buckethead- Basically, this guy is "Eddie Van Jesus" on the guitar. Seriously, if you've ever seen him play, you'll know exactly what I mean. He always wears a KFC bucket on his head, a face mask & wig and he keeps his identity concealed. If that's not enough, he claims to have been raised in a chicken coop by chickens and he spins nunchuks on stage and dances like Michael Jackson . :shock:

+ also he wants to create his own amusement park :shock:


http://www.bucketheadland.com/faq/

http://www.geocities.com/stringcheese242001/

wtf








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Nicole Bass- I refuse to believe that this is actually a chick. She looks like an Italian bodyguard for some Mafia Kingpin but dressed in drag. She wrestled for a while & then she started doing bondage porn (I just threw-up in my mouth a little). "She's" been on Howard Stern many times where they've tried to get her to admit she is a man or as Cobra Commander would say "once a man". I do not know why anybody ever decided to put her on tv at all, it just gives me the creeps.
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Re: Craziest peeps of the forever

Post by RobotJerk » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:12 pm

die wrote:"She's" been on Howard Stern many times where they've tried to get her to admit she is a man or as Cobra Commander would say "once a man".
Any chance of getting blinded-by-spores Roadblock to threaten to beat the crap out of her in a rhyming way if she doesn't shut the fuck up?
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Post by die » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:28 pm

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That ain't no woman man, you gots to be sick.
She gots a longer dick than Quick Kick plus it's more thick.


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She's been in some porn? Oh no!
She's gots bigger nuts than mines, talking bout Yo Joe!
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Post by Satan » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:47 pm

:lol: :lol: LMAO!! Yous just slew me w/ the Nicole Bass!
Basically, everyone that's ever been on Howard Stern is pinched in teh head.

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Did anyone but me and Die see when this mutha-ja-fucka was on Blind Date?! While the chick was talking to him, he squeezed a fucking lemon wedge into his eye!! WTF, Batman?!

And while I'm at it Jesse Jackson is Roadblock's longlost brother. The Reverend of Rhyme (these are real quotes):

"Today's students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. If they can conceive it and believe it, they can achieve it. They must know it is not their aptitude but their attitude that will determine their altitude."

"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."

"I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides."

"Your children need your presence more than your presents."


I just like that last one.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:23 pm

"I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides."


I think I am going to contact my old high school principal and see about making this our new alma-mater.
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Re: Craziest peeps of the forever

Post by Satan » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:49 pm

die wrote:Buckethead- Basically, this guy is "Eddie Van Jesus" on the guitar. Seriously, if you've ever seen him play, you'll know exactly what I mean. He always wears a KFC bucket on his head, a face mask & wig and he keeps his identity concealed. If that's not enough, he claims to have been raised in a chicken coop by chickens and he spins nunchuks on stage and dances like Michael Jackson . :shock:

Yeah, this guy is for reals crazy, but I love his shit now that I've seen him in action. I think Die and myself need to work out a pron for Buckethead trade (I have to see the clip w/ him and the nunchuks, again).

"Buckethead harnesses the spirits of all the slain and martyred chickens through the chicken bucket on his head. Without it he is helpless."

LOL!!!111
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Post by RobotJerk » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:54 pm

Satan wrote:And while I'm at it Jesse Jackson is Roadblock's longlost brother.
Damn, that's the truth.

Like Jesse, I bet Roadblock was getting more ass than a pair of jeans.

Of course, there were only four chicks in the entire GI Joe unit, and somehow I doubt Scarlett would've still been stiffing around Duke sorry ass if she was hooking up with a 7 foot tall brotha.

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"Your name's 'Roadblock', not 'Cock Block'."

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"I think we all know why Duke's always gotta gun,
Trying to compensate for having a little one."



Yeah, I went there.
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Post by die » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Robotjerk just powerbombed me through the Nitro stage!

"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
That is awesome.


Steve-O is "teh fuct". That tat on his back is just beyond omfg wtf.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:14 pm

OMG

That was a perfect example of classic RJ Humor......
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Post by die » Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:50 pm

You know who else is crazy?


Macho Man Randy Savage


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anybody else heard his rap album? :lol:

Satan, I have burnt you a copy of the Buckethead greatness....I'll have to pop that shit in the mail for you.
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Post by baxojayz » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:21 pm

Teh Static Man:

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Wayne Static of Static X

Look at the majafaga's hair! :lol:
He has teh bawlz to go on stage like that and they put on a great show.
They put out good albums to boot. Whoda thunkit?

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Post by Jesus Las Vegas » Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:54 pm

baxojayz wrote:
They put out good albums to boot. Whoda thunkit?



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Post by lionheart » Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:26 pm

I saw Static X live, and was pleasantly surprised. They kick a lot more ass then i would have credited them with. I don't know about their albums, but they put on a great fucking show at small venues.
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Post by baxojayz » Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:34 pm

I've seen them about 4 times. They put on a great show, and the new line-up is tight. I just wish they'd play more than an hour. They tour with 4 bands and they go on stage for about 45 minutes only. After 4 albums they can stay on stage a little longer now.
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Post by die » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:19 pm

How 'bout the guy who dresses up like Peter Pan all the time in real life?


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http://pixyland.org/peterpan/




I'm going to dress up like Captain Hook and fuck with him at the grocery store.
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