Britney looks like poop

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Britney looks like poop

Post by $nave » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:17 am

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Post by Ghas_man » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:09 am

I'd still hit it.

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Post by $nave » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:19 am

me too... I'd hit it whilst eating a McRib with the Blue Collar TV show on the ole black and white and sipping Thunderbird
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Post by Ghas_man » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:22 am

I'd hit it whilst eating a McRib with the Blue Collar TV show on the ole black and white and sipping Thunderbird
in a double-wide.
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Post by $nave » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:26 am

indeed... I'd hit whilst my fluffed-out mullet flapped from the humping motion like a dying, one-winged albatros
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Post by Robert Paulson » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:31 am

I like the harvard shirt...it's screams, "I didn't go to college."

again, I'd hit it too, :indabutt:

maybe she should brown bag it today..
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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:47 pm

I'm gonna have to say i'm wavering on whether to hit that or not...its been used and abused....
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Post by $nave » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:14 pm

Robert Paulson wrote:maybe she should brown bag it today..
The bottle of Jack or her face?


Or both? :shock:
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Post by RobotJerk » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:19 pm

Paulson's got a point about the Harvard shirt. If Britney wasn't a pop star, you know she'd either be working at Walmart or be in her 9th semester of community college.

I actually think those pics are kinda hot, cuz I know how to project how a chick looks when she's made-up on to how she looks every day.

I went to a small state college where none of the chicks ever fixed themselves up, so I'm used to seeing hot girls looking like crap.

If my school had a uniform for the girls, it'd be the old over-sized sweatshirt with crappy jeans/warm-up pants combo, with an optional keychain with a florecent rubber spiral wrist-band attached to it.

State college=teh suck.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:46 pm

If my school had a uniform for the girls, it'd be the old over-sized sweatshirt with crappy jeans/warm-up pants combo, with an optional keychain with a florecent rubber spiral wrist-band attached to it.


Thats not just college wear... they take that shite to teh malls and such... its so disappointing to see hotties not look hot.
The bottle of Jack or her face?
I vote BOTH!
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Post by die » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:42 pm

She may look like oven-grilled shit in those pics but make no mistake, I'd hit that shit so hard that I'd come out the other side like a Shang Tsung fatality or something.

I'd hit it in a camper at an RV park with a swimming pool with no water in it.

I'd hit it in the backseat of an 87 Camaro with Yosimite Sam seatcovers and skeet skeet skeet on Sam's mustache instead of Britneys..
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Post by cYnical » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:23 am

Shit...

I'd hit it in a boat.

I'd hit it while we float.

I'd hit it on a bike.

Fuck, I'd even hit it with a dyke.
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Post by $nave » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:22 pm

I'd hit and let a goat watch...
I'd fist her and lose my swatch...
After I was done, my bedpost would get a notch...
Then I would tag in the actor who was known as "Ponch"...

A dead Dr. Seuss ain't got shit on me
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Post by lionheart » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:08 pm

I would drop it in her dumper.
We'd connect like Vick to Crumpler.
I'd hit that shit straight upside down.
And Dirty Sanchez her lip brown.

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Post by die » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:17 pm

Yall betta recognize the real skillz....


I'd hit it till it's beet red,
Make it loose feeling like Chris Reeve's legs
I'd donkey punch her dome and give her a real head rush
Then I'd plaster her grill with some shit to make Pete North blush
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