Ashlee Simpson = dumbass

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:48 pm

Yeah, I am still trying to figure out how they are related.


I think an adoption took place and these two people signed her over to Jessica's parents.

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Post by RockHard » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:35 pm

Dudes,Ashlee is hawt,wtf are y'all smokin?

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I like her black hair better though.
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Post by Shwiggie » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:38 pm

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"That beetch needs a sympathy hump. She can lip-synch on my pink thing."
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Post by die » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:12 pm

She looks pretty hot in that pic, I do agree.

maybe it's just the grunge look and the horrid dancing she's been rocking out withu lately.

very un-hot.

I really didn't even know who she was until pretrty recently & even then, I hadn't seen any pics of her.
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Post by baxojayz » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:04 am

Today daddy Simpson was on teh news saying she suffers from acid reflux disease and that's why she was going to lip sync.


Yeah, that's teh ticket. :roll:
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Post by Satan » Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:10 am

Jeeez, she got her ass ragged on by the whole SNL lineup this weekend for the shit she pulled last weekend. She got called a phony and somebody busted on her for blaming it her band (it's bad enough they have to play in her band), not to mention the whole opening monologue being used as a we so sorry, give us another shot, we're live right now, I swear, no for reals, this is all live.......we fucked up
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Post by baxojayz » Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:17 pm

Crap. I wanted to watch it but my old hag called me to bed. I thought I might get to score for my birthday. Boy was I wrong. :x
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Post by Satan » Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:17 pm

baxojayz wrote:Crap. I wanted to watch it but my old hag called me to bed.


You didn't miss much, the episode wasn't that funny and M&M was the musical guest. I didn't think there would be so much Simpson bashing from the SNL crew, though. They fucking chewed her up.

BTW, how was the ole B-day?
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Post by baxojayz » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:20 pm

Satan wrote:BTW, how was the ole B-day?
I was kinder on the other boards. It took my wife 3 hours on Saturday to ruin my birthday. But luckily my sister came by with her bf and saved the day later on. After I boozed it up a little the day ended fine.
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Post by die » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:03 pm

baxojayz wrote:Crap. I wanted to watch it but my old hag called me to bed. I thought I might get to score for my birthday. Boy was I wrong. :x
That's ice cold right there. You should've hammer-punched her cunt for no-selling the "Birthday Sex" rule.... Even the coldest of beeotches acknowledge that rule!
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Post by baxojayz » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:29 pm

die wrote:
baxojayz wrote:Crap. I wanted to watch it but my old hag called me to bed. I thought I might get to score for my birthday. Boy was I wrong. :x
That's ice cold right there. You should've hammer-punched her cunt for no-selling the "Birthday Sex" rule.... Even the coldest of beeotches acknowledge that rule!
:lol: :lol: :lol: That owned my face. I'm glad teh boss wasn't here to hear me bust a gut on that one!
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:41 am

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Izzat even the same bitch?
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Post by die » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:33 pm

ouchies :?

She went from "I'd hit it" to "I'd flush it" in like 1 jpeg. :lol:
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:10 pm

She has the chin that Jacko would give up 7-year old penis for.
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Post by MainCoon » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:49 pm

Didn't see the football game but apparently she wasn't lip synching this time. :lol:

Listen for the booing.

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EDIT: I noticed after watching the video about six times that she doesns't have her mic monitors in her ears. I also heard before her act Kelly Clarkson was performing with audio problems. If Ashlee didn't have her monitor in she could have been able to hear herself sing. Still, no excuse for having talentless "talent" at the show.
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