Ashlee Simpson = dumbass

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Ashlee Simpson = dumbass

Post by RobotJerk » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:41 am

Ashlee Simpson "performing" on Saturday Night Live, with disasterous results. The best part is at the end when she tries to blame it on her band.

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At least her sister knows how to fill-out a sweater.
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Re: Ashlee Simpson = dumbass

Post by $nave » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:52 am

RobotJerk wrote: Image
WTF, did NBC release cockroaches on the stage for Ms. Simpson to stomp?
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:56 am

She was trying to kill time waiting for them to start playing the right lyrics for her to lip sync.


Most people (i.e. people not stupid) would've just told the band to stop playing until they fixed the problem.
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Post by $nave » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:06 am

Never blame the band... :x

I like how instead of singing, she just fucking left.

just like Axle...just like Axle
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Post by RockHard » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:27 am

Me and my bro were watchin this,and when she cut the jig we were in tears. :lmao:
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Post by MainCoon » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:49 am

:lol:

Dumb bitch. I have a feeling that this will do nothing to change her image. Cause all the fans are the same. "Oh Ashlee! I love you. Wwoooooo!"
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Post by die » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm pwned for the rest of this day.
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Post by Satan » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:19 pm

I can't believe she tried to blame here Millie Vanilly faux-up on her band.
WTF, Buffalo Bill?!
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Post by n-MITY » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:31 pm

:lmao:


That's golden, especially when you've drank something before seeing it the first time. :lol:
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Post by die » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:18 pm

I thought it was required for pop stars to know how to dance. She looks like she's having a tourette's session in slow motion on a frozen pond.

MC Hammer must be rolling over in his grave.
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Post by Cookie Cutter Civilian » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:47 pm

What you don't see is after she goes off screen, she yells "HOOOOOO!" and does a Shotduck Bomb into the crowd.
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Heh

Post by TheWholeFNShow » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:45 pm

And I thought Jessica was the dumber Simpson...
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Post by Shwiggie » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:09 am

Ash Lee Simpleton doing a ho-down on SNL.

Publicist says it was a computer screw-up, but her dad said she was synching because of sore vocal chords. Whatever, she's Ashlee Vanili now.
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Post by Acidevil » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:17 am

MainCoon wrote::lol:

Dumb bitch. I have a feeling that this will do nothing to change her image. Cause all the fans are the same. "Oh Ashlee! I love you. Wwoooooo!"
I agree. For this event to change her image would assume that people actually thought she had talent to begin with.
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Post by die » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:03 pm

I saw her perform last night, trying to kinda spoof herself, it also was rather pathetic.


It would be ok if she was at least hot like her sister. That way we could say stuff like "Yeah she's dumb as ass but I'd still hit it".

Her hair looks like a burnt dog.
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