$nave owes Gwen an apology

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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$nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by die » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:08 am

when I first heard this shit, I thought it was Gwen Stefani featuring Ya Kid K, I swear I did....



This bitch is named Iggy Gardenia or some flower plant shit.


and if you're curious where she got that extra-thick obvious New York accent, she practiced it for years in her birthplace of Sydney, Australia.

So yeah, Gwen didn't do it this time.
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by RobotJerk » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:34 am

I learned who she was when Weird Al released a parody of one of her songs last month.

Her blaccent isn't the only thing that's extra thick. She looks like she is smuggling balloons in the back of her pants.

Even funnier...the official video for that song is an homage to the movie "Clueless."
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by die » Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:47 pm

blaccent ftw.

I looked her up, she gets naked a lot. She has small tits but a phat ass, so of course that means she fucks black NBA stars with tattoos.

Calling that: now, that's a real lay-up.

Weird Al is fucking awesome though, I was happy to see how well his record is doing on the charts. I went into the FYE in the mall and they had that shit on vinyl, also mindblown.

but yeah, I fully expect $nave to see we were way too harsh on Gwen.
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by $nave » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:49 am

...music keeps getting worse, and I keep getting old...

I'm sorry, Gwen Stefani.
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by die » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:15 pm

You're a big man for that, $nave....poetry. I had an apology written up to Gwen myself but I hoped I could just kiss her cameltoe and make up.


Listen to this jam, show 'em what you got
Inbox, fresh

First things first, I'm the realest (realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I can hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics (right)
You should want a bad bitch like this (ha)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)
Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never)
Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what)
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?
Champagne spillin', you should taste that

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold
Remember my name, 'bout to blow

I said baby, I do this, I thought that, you knew this
Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is
And my flow retarded, they speak it, depart it
Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department
Better get my money on time, if they not money, decline
And swear I meant that there so much that they give that line a rewind
So get my money on time, if they not money, decline
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that?
That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be that I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold
Remember my name, 'bout to blow

Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the mini bar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want, yeah
Keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a fuck
Film star, yeah I'm deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch, ow

Still stunting, how you love that
Got the whole world asking how I does that
Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that
Look at that I bet you wishing you could clutch that
Just the way you like it, huh?
You're so good, he's just wishing he could bite it, huh? (say what what?)
Never turn down money
Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold
Remember my name, 'bout to blow

Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
(Blow)

Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
(Blow)

So in 2014 how are people still talking about swag, haters and sipping "Cris" yet parachute pants don't get a comeback?
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by RobotJerk » Sun Aug 24, 2014 5:16 pm

die wrote:I went into the FYE in the mall and they had that shit on vinyl, also mindblown.
Can't...wrap...head around...sentence...in 2014...
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by RobotJerk » Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:35 am

http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/11/iggy-azal ... -underage/
Iggy Azalea's legal team now says it may indeed be her in that sex tape ... but there's also a chance she was under 18 when it was shot.

It's a big change from what her people told TMZ just 2 days ago ... that NO Iggy sex tape exists. Now it sounds like it does ... but with legal peril.

We broke the story ... a video purportedly showing Azalea and an ex-boyfriend is being shopped to porn giant, Vivid Entertainment.

But then Iggy's lawyers now tell us ... any sex video would be the work of a "spurned business suitor" -- aka the ex-BF -- who's just trying to damage her image and career out of revenge. They also told us any footage was possibly shot "without her knowledge or consent" ... kind of a weird statement -- either it was or it wasn't. The lawyers also say it's possible it was shot when she was a minor.

So, let's review Iggy's sex tape position: It's NOT me ... it MIGHT be me ... IF it's me, an evil ex-business partner is out to get me ... and I might be jail bait ... so, I dare you to release it.

All I can keep thinking is that if she takes it in the butt, the dude would almost have to be John Holmes to get past those cheeks.

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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by RobotJerk » Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:09 pm

So this happened....

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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by die » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:32 pm

The gif where she's in the yellow booty shorts and twerking on 60's James Taylor...wow.

She's a white chick with a big ass who fucks special ed level black dudes, so she's that cliche for me.

I'd rather fuck Gwen Stefani who just turned 45. Is that weird?
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by RobotJerk » Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:15 am

I'd do her, but Gwen would be 1st choice given the two.
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:47 pm

Gwen.
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by die » Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:33 pm

So i saw this bitch perform on SNL and again I gotta say the music is horrid and looks like it will be Vanilla Ice level face palm worthy someday.... but this bitch's body is insane.

Grudge fuck status unlocked.
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by die » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:11 pm

I chuckled so hard at that gif. Holy hell. :lmao:
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Re: $nave owes Gwen an apology

Post by die » Fri Nov 13, 2015 12:37 am

So does Gavin's peen...

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