The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

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The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by Robert Paulson » Sun May 25, 2014 8:26 am

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Re: Billy Corgan: Cat Enthusiast

Post by die » Wed May 28, 2014 2:37 pm

holy fucking shit :lol: :lol: :lol:


that just made my whole day brighter.
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Re: Billy Corgan: Cat Enthusiast

Post by die » Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:36 pm

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6301122? ... lp00000592

Now, I'm a big Pumpkins fan, but this Charlie Brown headed motherfucker is officially smoked himself crazy.

I like how he equates "trying something different" to musical credibility. Pumpkins peaked at Siamese Dream, period.

All this other shit he tried ultimately killed the band and they had retirement show after retirement show and shitty album sales, etc.

He started showing up in ECW, he shaved his head and wore the same outfit all the time, he collects cats and now, this article was linked on Yahoo where he is as referred to as "Bill"... that's says it all.

I'm going to make this the official thread if Paulson is cool with it.
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by $nave » Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:16 pm

I hope Bill catches cat AIDS. it's true that Foo Fighters is nothing but dad rock, but they are still on the radio and printing money.
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by die » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:47 am

Despite all his rage, he still tends to act half his age.

Foo Fighters used to be a kinda quirky band that was hard to hate even if you didn't like a new album/song of theirs. They had a certain vibe that you kinda had to respect. I still can't find myself hating them, but they are basically just a "classic rock" type of band now. They talk about learning to love again or make it through hard times and cliche shit like that.
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by Shwiggie » Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:03 am

Ugh, a catfag. He's probably more about Smashing Assholes these days.
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by die » Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:36 pm

Shwiggie wrote:Ugh, a catfag. He's probably more about Smashing Assholes these days.
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What's that familiar smell? Ahhhh yes, PUSSY.

You just gotta know how Corgan operates... Did you notice the wordplay? SIAMESE DREAM? That's their best album, the cats are just pawns in him reminding us of his former past greatness. He probably dropped the cats and got on his Facebook page on his phone immediately after the last pic was snapped. If this were ECW, we'd be chanting: THANK YOU BUTCH VIG......THANK YOU BUTCH VIG.....THANK YOU BUTCH VIG..... (I actually tapped the period button 5 times in between like the claps in the chants)


speaking of ECW...

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Remember when he attention-whored himself there?



I'm willing to bet good money that Corgan decided to get into wrestling simply because he saw guys like Goldberg and Stone Cold making millions off of merch. He was probably like "hey, I'm bald" and the rest is history. I mean, how out-of-place did he look in the wrestling world?


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Ok, so I admit those last 5 or so pics are unrelated but they are relevant to my interests...

Do you think he really was a wrestling fan? Do you think he actually got trained to be in it? Shit, When he got hit, he sold less than his last album.

I don't think Corgan ever was "jaded" or moody or apathetic back in the day. I think he just finally saw that the whole apathetic movement in alt rock was profitable and decided he'd portray a character in that movement. I mean, how much more to-the-point can you get than "Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness"? The albums before that double-disc set were clearly a more psychedelic love type of vibe. There was even a very conscious effort to make the lyrics in the double-disc set reflect a in-your-face type cynicism....Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage...I'm your Zero...What is lost can never be saved...

Then try to discredit fashion victims whilst becoming one yourself.



If you really think about it, why is he so bitter now anyway? I mean, he should've known how the Pumpkins would wind up, there were plenty of signs...
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One thing I bet that they should never want to try again is SOLO ALBUMS. :atch:
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by RobotJerk » Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:07 pm

"Despite all I rage I am just making minimum wage."
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by die » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:13 pm

"Despite all my rage I still got the hairline of Nick Cage"
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:53 am

"Despite all my rage I still had to create my own Wikipedia page."
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by die » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:36 am

SoVi3t wrote:"Despite all my rage I still had to create my own Wikipedia page."

Holy shit :lol:
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by die » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:07 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/billy-corgan ... 16235.html


This sounds like it may finally be the shot in the arm that TNA needs to die from a lethal injection of suck.

Has Billy Corgan even done anything that has been successful this millennium?
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by $nave » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:09 pm

die wrote:https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/billy-corgan ... 16235.html


This sounds like it may finally be the shot in the arm that TNA needs to die from a lethal injection of suck.

Has Billy Corgan even done anything that has been successful this millennium?
other than further make a fool of himself? no. I cannot see how this will end up with any success at all. It looks like a failure already and it has not been a week.
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by die » Fri May 01, 2015 1:46 am

Trying to spice up TNA is like trying to add corn to turds.

I tried to watch it the other night and legit fell asleep. It is horrid.

There are some sluts on there though, that's the only redeeming quality.
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Re: The Official WTF Billy Corgan Thread

Post by die » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:29 pm

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