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Post by die » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:26 pm


Justin Bieber's Manager Speaks Out on Alleged Murder, Castration Plot
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Investigators have thwarted a convicted murderer's plot to kill and castrate teen idol Justin Bieber, Albuquerque's KRQE news reports.

According to the site, Dana Martin -- currently serving two life sentences in New Mexico for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont 12 years ago -- recruited a fellow inmate at the state prison near Las Cruces to help him carry out a series of murders, one of which was planned for the "Beauty and the Beat" singer.

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Law-enforcement officials say recently released inmate Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane were supposed to take down the pop sensation at his sold-out Madison Square Garden concert in New York City in November. The plan was to strangle the young star and his bodyguard with paisley ties, Martin's calling card, and then castrate both victims.

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Before the grisly deed was carried out, however, Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants. Apparently, Martin -- who KRQE says is "obsessed" with Bieber and has a tattoo of the singer on his leg -- blew the whistle on his own scheme and revealed the whole murder plot to cops. Investigators later recorded phone calls between Martin and Ruane in which the two discussed the killings.

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Ruane was subsequently apprehended by New York police, who found murder tools and pruning shears on him at the time of his arrest.

Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun, spoke to Us Weekly exclusively about the planned attack, noting that the singer's well-being was his team's top priority.

"We take every precaution to protect and insure the safety of Justin and his fans," Braun told Us.

This article originally appeared on Usmagazine.com: Justin Bieber's Manager Speaks Out on Alleged Murder, Castration Plot



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Re: BIEBER MURDER PLOT FOILED

Post by Robert Paulson » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:16 pm

like they would have found a cock or balls to cut off.
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Re: BIEBER MURDER PLOT FOILED

Post by die » Mon May 06, 2013 6:22 pm

Beiber just got attacked on stage the other day.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/peop ... i/2138231/

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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon May 06, 2013 7:07 pm

nothing screams "industry puppet" like that Vanilla Ice haircut.
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Post by die » Mon May 06, 2013 7:39 pm

Yeah bro, there's "fucking up" and then there's "carefully studying the blueprints for ultimate fail and following them to exact specs".

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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon May 06, 2013 7:47 pm

infinity damn.

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EDIT: that kid has lipstick and an eyebrow fluffing in the last picture.

EDIT x2: I dont think he even carefully studied teh blueprints, I think he was told to run with them and did so.
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Re: BIEBER MURDER PLOT FOILED

Post by die » Mon May 06, 2013 9:46 pm

On the other side of the coin, Vanilla Ice's "goatee" looks like mamaw pussy hairs soaked in Just For Men: Beard And Balls Formula then carefully styled as an Ed Scissorhands topiary piece.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon May 06, 2013 10:05 pm

His soul patch looking like the apostrophes around the word "damn"
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Post by die » Mon May 06, 2013 10:52 pm

looking like WIGGERKRATOS
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Re: BIEBER MURDER PLOT FOILED

Post by Zytorg777 » Mon May 06, 2013 11:29 pm

Beiber is def wearing lipstick.

Vamilla looking like a retarded marmoset tried to spray paint his picture with facial hair.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:26 pm

Someone had to fucking go and add another level to the douchebag scale.

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To recap:
-Miami Heat hat that doesn't fit
-$5 plastic sunglasses that probably cost him $200
-pair of black stud earrings
-nurse's uniform made entirely of black leather, because he didn't have time to go home and change after his shift at S&M Hospital
-tattoo that is either an admission of poorly repressed sexual orientation or a poorly drawn homage to Thundercats
-enough gold chains to accessorize every member of Anne Frank's family

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Post by die » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:57 pm

My God I hate those stupid ass faces he makes.

I want to rip his eyebrows off and wipe my ass with them.
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Re: BIEBER MURDER PLOT FOILED

Post by die » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:10 pm

lol. Why does he think that stupid "duh" face is going to make anybody hate him any less.

I want to hammerpunch his gottdamn eyes.
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