WTF Nicki Minaj

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WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by die » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:16 pm

I probably should've made this thread a long time ago, but I just gotta say WTF to Nicki Minaj.

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It seems to be a current trend in music just to be nonsensical as fuck. I don't know if this bitch is Black Cyndi Lauper, Ghetto Space Channel 5 or Pseudo-British That's so Raven.

All that aside, I do gotta give her credit for performing on GMA with her nipples completely out. Kinda redeemed herself there tbh.
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by RobotJerk » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:22 am

die wrote:I do gotta give her credit for performing on GMA with her nipples completely out.
Your move, Katy Perry.
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by die » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:17 pm

EXACTLY.

Katy Perry was on the radio the other morning talking about her documentary movie thing and she mentioned how she was inspired by Madonna's "Truth or Dare" doc. The first thing I thought of was that the best part of that movie was Madonna showing her tits and giving head to a bottle and I was hoping Katy Perry knew that too.

I'm thinking she didn't though cause the movie did bomb afterall.
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Post by RobotJerk » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:41 pm

Katy Perry's movie is rated PG. Based on the trailers, I'm not even sure how it was rated that harshly.
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by die » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:10 am

There:
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Almost there:
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All chicks should sing at least one song with their tits out, it's like a rule Courtney Love came up with, remember?
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by Kos4Evr » Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:38 pm

Nicki Minaj: because real life should be as interesting as anime!
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by Shwiggie » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:49 pm

I have heard of but never seen her. But based on that first pic I think I've successfully classified her as a ganguro virtual idol made with CG.
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by Kos4Evr » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:34 am

Haha that's awesome Shwiggie
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by Robert Paulson » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:34 pm

She'll be gone soon. Her voice is shrill, her rap style is just talking fast, and she's not hot (she looks like a tranny prostitute that you might see on one of those old HBO real sex shows).

she should milk these 15 minutes for everything they are worth.
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by Kos4Evr » Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:36 pm

isn't most rap just talking fast though?
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by Robert Paulson » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:29 am

Kos4Evr wrote:isn't most rap just talking fast though?
most people attempt to make the lyrics interesting, and connect related thoughts. She literally just talks annoyingly fast in that fucking terrible shrill voice and rhymes whatever to keep it flowing.

“Even when my dad was on crack i was crack/ now the whole album crack.”
“Hang it up, flatscreen/ …plasma…hey Nicki, hey Nicki…asthma.”
“…and I’ll kick that hoe, punt/Force trauma, blunt…”
“Shitted on em…put ya #2s in the air if you did it on em…
"She ain’t a Nicki fan that bitch is def dumb/ you ain’t my son you my muthafuckin stepson”
“If you could turn back time…Cher/ you used to be here now you gone…Nair”
“Where All my dogs at…Randy/ Get off my dick, bitch…Andy/…Go against me nowwwwwwww, I dare you…Bambi”
"And I think I love him like Eminem call us Shady/ When he call me mama, lil mama, I call him baby"
“Flow is nasty, coffee/Don’t treat me like the Pope, cross me.”
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:14 pm

sloppy to be honest, no obama
chilling with hobbits, shire drama
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by revolutionary » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:53 pm

your multi's need work, dawg.
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:40 pm

pedo bear humor, take off my speedo and bare pooper?
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Re: WTF Nicki Minaj

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:04 pm

She reminds me of what would happen if you let a blind handicapped black kid create a barbie.
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