JEDWARD = what the motherfucking fuck

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JEDWARD = what the motherfucking fuck

Post by die » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:45 pm

John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes (born 16 October 1991 in Dublin, Republic of Ireland) are an Irish hip pop duo. They are identical twins and perform under the name Jedward. Widely known for their blond quiffs, the twins first appeared as John & Edward on the sixth series of The X Factor in 2009, generating a phenomenon described as "the Jedward paradox".[1] They finished sixth[2] and are now managed by Louis Walsh, who was their mentor during the show.[3][4]

Jedward's debut single "Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby)", featuring Vanilla Ice, was released on 1 February 2010. They first performed the song as a duet with Vanilla Ice at the 2010 National Television Awards on 20 January.[5] Released by Sony Music, it reached number two on the UK Singles Chart and number one on the Irish Singles Chart.[6][7] Having only had a one-single deal, Jedward were dropped by Sony on 16 March,[8][9] but signed to Universal Records on a three-album deal the following day.[10] They then released their second single, a cover of Blink-182's "All the Small Things", on 16 July and their debut studio album Planet Jedward on 26 July.[11] Planet Jedward reached number one on the Irish Albums Chart and number 17 on the UK Albums Chart. It was also certified double platinum in Ireland and platinum in Northern Ireland.[12]

On 11 February 2011, Jedward won the Irish national selection for the Eurovision Song Contest 2011 on The Late Late Show with their entry single "Lipstick". They consequently represented Ireland at the contest in Düsseldorf, progressing through the second semi-final on 12 May, and performed at the final on 14 May 2011, achieving eighth place.[13] "Lipstick" was released as the first single released from their second album Victory. Both "Lipstick" and the following single "Bad Behaviour" reached number 1 in the Irish Singles Chart, while Victory also went to number 1 in the Irish Albums Chart.[14]

On 18 August 2011, Jedward participated in Celebrity Big Brother 2011, finishing in third place.[15]
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Watch this gottdamn fuck:
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Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:06 pm

thiscantbelife.

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Post by die » Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:19 pm

Zytorg777 wrote:
beiber >

I actually co-sign this. It's horrible to even consider, but true.
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Post by Bloodrose » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:56 am

i don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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Post by Shwiggie » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:16 am

Max Headroom's gay ass children?
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Post by die » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:39 pm

did you listen to the song I linked?

I really hate this dickfags.
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:27 pm

John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes
Their parents were too poor to give them Christmas presents, so they gave them more names instead?
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Post by die » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:14 pm

it'd sure be hell getting shit monogrammed for them and you know how faggots love monogrammed shit.


Is that one fag using Luigi as balance to pull off a Michael Jackson move?

what a bitch.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:25 pm

that avengers sig is dope.


you know...I put on my "they live" glasses and see through them.

curse you popular culture. curse you.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:37 pm

They still infuriate me...just checking in.
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Post by revolutionary » Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:49 pm

This has to be a joke. They look like they are Timberlake's sons.

I just heard that song and what in the fuck. :!: :?:
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Post by Kos4Evr » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:47 pm

Shwiggie wrote:Max Headroom's gay ass children?
Priceless! :lmao:
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Post by die » Tue May 01, 2012 9:15 pm

I'm planning to show up at whatever shitty mall these clowns are "performing" at and beat the fucking brakes off of both of them with a space heater.
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