Detour out of colorado is the best battle rapper imo.

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Re: Detour out of colorado is the best battle rapper imo.

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:50 am

You mean EPMD right?

Go pose in virgin lounge wear somewhere else.
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Re: Detour out of colorado is the best battle rapper imo.

Post by Shwiggie » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:55 am

I see "Battle Rapper" in the thread title, and I imagine someone with a big orange helmet and stripes with a guy like Arnold Schwarzenegger riding his ass, swinging a big-ass axe, and wearing a loincloth.

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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:48 pm

ok so Detour has been accused of biting lines from Vakill ( a popular chi underground legend), Of which he of course denies.

so then after 60 pages, the saurus comes in and starts going in on detour. This is classic.

http://rmbva.com/detour-gets-aired-out- ... 27p59.html
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Originally Posted by TheRealDetour
briefly skimmed thru this...only thing I saw worth responding to was that I paid for all my battles, which, as I've stated before, just isn't true...rap battle network paid for the dizaster battle an @MrXtrA pocketed the money...ask dizaster who ended up paying him...it wasn't me...

besides that, I'm guessing u just had a free hour between poker games to type up this dissertation that likely boils down to "I'm thesaurus an my face looks like I had a make out session with a school of piranhas an so now I'm a bitter Middle aged pedophile who's only remaining tie to his sanity is a false claim to beating everybody knows, cuz otherwise I'd have to admit I'm the guy leagues book out of pity for the fact I act like a genius but I'm not even smart enough to realize that the times have changed an I'm still writing the same kinda bars I lost to dizaster an philly swain with"...

does it make u mad to know that u spent the last 10 years pursuing a music career only to find out that 98% of the people who are actually fans of urs would rather eat broken shards of glass than hear u do ur best bill nye the science guy impression on a beat?
The Saurus wrote:Of course you didnt respond to any of the FACTS that completely defused your retarded assumptions because you're too fucking stupid to understand reality. I haven't spent 10 years pursuing a music career, I just happen to make music on top of everything else that i do successfully in my life. Music is simply one outlet that I've profited from. Meanwhile you've made all of zero dollars doing anything remotely close to rapping because you're fucking horrible at it.



But good job on getting booked for World Dom 4, BOTB6, the Dont Flop 5th Birthday event and Blackout in january. Oh wait, thats not you, its me
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:52 pm

gold from page 58
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Originally Posted by TheRealDetour
what exactly is it that has u so mad petey?

is it ur inability to find a woman old enough to be out after curfew?

is it the meth scars that adorn that Brillo pad u call a face?

is it the fact u lost to dizaster an I beat him?

is it the fact pat stay clowned u bout ur dead father an u didnt have the courage to check him for it?

is it the fact u won everything two times except for ur last 10 battles?

is it ur complete lack of breath control?

is it the profuse amounts in which u sweat simply by standing?

perhaps ur mad cuz illmac won't write ur bars anymore?

or are u just mad cuz ur an egotistic, delusional coke junkie with a gambling addiction that has resulted in u blowing all the money u ever made off battle rap in online poker tournaments to the point ur 40+ an desperately clinging to a legacy u made 10 years ago in an artform that has progressed beyond ur ability to adapt to it's evolution?

oh an I've heard ur songs before...outside of a small market of hardcore battle rap fans, u will never sell an album... U sound like every nerd rapper that grabbed a microphone after hearing a talib Kwali track, jumbled into one pig fat sweating pile of self deprecating shit...

The Saurus wrote:Once again, Im not mad, you're just terrible and its easy to make fun of you. Now, My lady is 25 so you're still a fucking retard. The fact that you care about my face is creepy as fuck but I guess pure faggotry from you is a given. I battled Diz in '08 and people care more about that battle than anything youve done in your worthless life. Pat is my boy & he told me weeks beforehand what he was gonna say & he lost because of it. I've won more battles this year than you have in your life idiot. And any battle you may have won this year is overshadowed by the fact that NOBODY WATCHED IT because NOBODY CARES about you. Ill never wrote anything for me, and somehow I continue to get booked 10+ times a year all over the world, must be because I lose so much and can't write my own bars.


My poker playing has made me more since 2010 than you've made since you were born. There's a reason I was able to buy my daughter & her mom a house all while taking care of myself very comfortably and treating my life like a permanent vacation, meanwhile you've never left Colorado cause you cant even afford a post-2003 outfit. I've also never done coke in my life, however you look like a meth addicted Caddy Ron & youre trying to talk to me about drugs haha. Piles of shit like you think you have everything figured out - and yet again I have now nullified any retarded "point" you thought you were making. And before you diss my album Stan, why dont you put an album out and watch how many more sales mine got in its first DAY of release than yours would ever get in your lifetime.



Face it faggot - you have zero clue what you're talking about. You're sad & emotional because someone who you've looked up to for years is completely shitting on you due to your inability to accept your sub-mediocrity as a rapper and human. The ONLY thing you have going for you is your personal opinion that you "beat" dizaster hahaha. There's a reason you dont get booked anywhere besides your hometown. There's a reason the biggest battles you've done were ones you payed thousands of dollars for while you got nothing from it. Every "point" you thought you were making here only proves how delusional you truly are baby bitch. But if you wanna keep making fairy tales up because it makes you feel better about the "moves your making in your battle career" then good for you. Just realize you're alone in this one faggot. No one agrees with you, everyone is laughing at you... and there's a reason for that
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Re: Detour out of colorado is the best battle rapper imo.

Post by die » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:35 pm

The Saurus is ledge.

He just not only busted Detour's teeth out with that response, but the way he wrote it made Detour's entire rant look like a text message on a Speak N Spell typed by a retarded ET.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:39 pm

LOLZ


when The Saurus said: "But good job on getting booked for World Dom 4, BOTB6, the Dont Flop 5th Birthday event and Blackout in january. Oh wait, thats not you, its me "

That pretty much deaded the argument. I would love to see them battle tbh.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:43 pm

My boy Detour getting mentioned in the source!~!!!!!~!~~~ :o :o :o :o :o :o


http://thesource.com/2013/10/31/had-bat ... -dizaster/
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