Detour out of colorado is the best battle rapper imo.

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Detour out of colorado is the best battle rapper imo.

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Post by die » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:29 am

oh fuck, where's the pic of him with the ginger braids?
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Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:58 pm

It won't let me post pictures, please believe that his pics are on google. This guys skill is amazing, I predict him to be a household name within 5 years.
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Post by die » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:01 pm

And he's still undefeated ? He looks like Keith Jardine and Ron Weasley had a son together.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:34 pm

Look, you mean to tell me that after listening to this dude, you do not think he is the best???

I dont care what he looks like, if anything, looking like that should give his opponents ammo, but he is undefeated!!!!. That is amazing. I am going to download his free mixtape i think, and I do not even listen to rap.
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Post by die » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:07 pm

The battle rap scene has become an ugly mans paradise tbh. Look at Soul Kahn, Thesaurus and Dirtbag Dan. People wanna root for the ugly dude since 8 Mile and Joe Dirt. I've never even heard a verse from Japanese Jesus but I want him to win.

So yes, he is awesome!
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Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:33 pm

Detour is uglier than all those guys and more lyrical! Confirm captain!
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Post by die » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:48 pm

I don't know man... Jap Jesus looks like Snorlax stole Ash Ketchum's swag. Detour is definitely uglier than the other 3 but they are more skilled.

He is ugly and skilled and awkward though. Is he still trying to perpetuate the stories of his jail time? I always thought that was his Achilles Heel. Are you still on his ignore list?
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:07 pm

Sure am. You would think that if a man is writing you love poetry and trying to implement your fan club, you would be more forthcoming? I think he is playing hard to get with my emotions, so I will just keep writing him letters, Andy Dufrene style.
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Post by die » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:06 pm

Is that from Blade Runner?

Still think Beyond beat him in the pic battle. Just sayin'
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:01 pm

You know what is funny to me? How Someone can love another so much, with all their heart even, and that other person never even know that they exist.

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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:02 pm

btw you could drive a mactruck in between the space of your sig chick's neckline and tit line, just saying.
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Post by die » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:39 pm

That's Jenna Jameson, punch yourself in the dick for being so culturally uneducated.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:48 pm

Why dont you come do it tough guy>?

(Make sure you establish eye contact and wear your Ryan Reynolds costume too.) :marvin:
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:49 pm

Btw I love your maverick Tom Cruise action figure from top gun too!
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