CYRUSES DIVORCING

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:33 pm

sell soul to illuminati for music videos.
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by cYnical » Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:57 pm

Die, this should answer your question:


http://www.cracked.com/article_20633_5- ... wrong.html
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by die » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:46 pm

that explanation would make sense if she won Jeopardy.
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Post by cYnical » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:54 pm

I never said it was a good explanation.
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by die » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:08 pm

wasn't there a pic leaked of her with skeet all over her?

or was that fake?
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:38 pm

As for Ke$ha this is my story and I am sticking to it:

"Illuminati".

She looks like John Travolta disguised as Sarah Jessica Parker playing the role of Mr. Ed
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by die » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:42 pm

it is a proven fact that she looks like Travolta, however the last 2 belong in the "cancel each other out" thread (see also: cognitive heuristics/mental shortcuts)
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:45 pm

it is my opinion that Mr. Ed does not deserve the insult.
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by Robert Paulson » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:06 am

die wrote:I just want to know how Ke$ha got where she is, cause that bitch sings worse than anyody I can think of right now.l
Dat Hank Hill Lookin' Ass!

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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by RobotJerk » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:33 am

Is Ke$ha even still around?
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by cYnical » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:10 am

She is seriously the most oddly shaped human I've ever seen in the wild.

Remember at the end of X-Men when senator Kelly turned into that jellyfish... thing? That's what she reminds me of.
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by cYnical » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:17 am

On second thought, she kinda looks like Giant Baba in drag.
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by die » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:41 pm

all of the above assessments seem accurate.


the behind bathing suit pic of her looks like a white volkswagon trunk is eating a cargo net with a black satin sheet on top.
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:15 pm

your move madonna.
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by RobotJerk » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:36 am

I've been waiting for someone to finally make this pic.

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