CYRUSES DIVORCING

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:24 pm

die wrote:Kip Winger could use some pussy right about now...just sayin.
How did a gem like the above go unnoticed???

Touche Die... touche..
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Post by Repo Man » Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:47 am

Did this picture happen before or after the wife was cheating?

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Because this looks like Billy Ray struck first.
Who the fuck goes on vacation and stands around with their daughter in her bikini?

Joe Simpson just said, "Cancel our racquetball game you perv."


(in the business, that's what's known as a "callback.")
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Post by die » Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:26 am

Well played, Repo.

and what's up, P-Mex!!!! My nigga!


Miley just turned 18, so I guess she can finally take that next logical step.
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There is another Skywalker....
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Post by RobotJerk » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:31 am

die wrote:Miley just turned 18...
And now I can finally admit...I would wreck her.
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:06 am

Is the next logical step dating other men besides her Dad or the Jonas Boys?
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Post by die » Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:41 am

They all cancel each other out anyways.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:59 pm

Apparently Miley's also taken to rocking a different kind of pipe.

http://landing.newsinc.com/shared/video ... D=23249930
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Post by Repo Man » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:28 pm

omfg the laughing - i would've killed her.

Billy Ray must have a mute button.
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:21 am

If you listen in the background...I think they were listening to one of the cassette's I made for my drives back and forth to college.
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Post by RobotJerk » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:11 pm

I can only guess what's going on in these pics...

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SKANK ATTACK!

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Miley Cyrus: Fag Hag
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Post by Repo Man » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:17 pm

Note to all fatherly molesters:

IT TURNS YOUR GIRLS INTO FAG HAGS.

Exhibit A: Jessica Simpson dates John Mayer

Exhibit B: See Robotjerk's post for Miley Cyrus example
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by RobotJerk » Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:43 am

Billy Ray blames Satan and Hannah Montana for his troubles...
Do you really see it in such clearly spiritual terms—that your family was under attack by Satan?

"I think we are right now. No doubt. There's no doubt about it."

And why is that happening?

"It's the way it is. There has always been a battle between good and evil. Always will be. You think, 'This is a chance to make family entertainment, bring families together...' and look what it's turned into."

Hannah Montana probably has brought a lot of families together—just not one...

"Yeah. I know. I know. I know."

And do you see the show as a big part of what has made things not work in your family?

"Oh, it's huge—it destroyed my family. I'll tell you right now—the damn show destroyed my family. And I sit there and go, 'Yeah, you know what? Some gave all.' It is my motto, and guess what? I have to eat that one. I some-gave-all'd it all right. I some-gave-all'd it while everybody else was going to the bank. It's all sad."

Do you wish Hannah Montana had never happened?

"I hate to say it, but yes, I do. Yeah. I'd take it back in a second. For my family to be here and just be everybody okay, safe and sound and happy and normal, would have been fantastic. Heck, yeah. I'd erase it all in a second if I could."

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebri ... rentPage=5
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by Shwiggie » Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:44 am

Not the first time a dad blamed his daughter's waywardness--or rather his being a shitty father--on the media.

Or maybe it was Satan and not him in those photos with a scantily-clad Miley a few years ago.
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Post by RobotJerk » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:52 am

He should just be thankful she hasn't gone full Lohan yet.
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Re: CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by RobotJerk » Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:28 am

Bill Ray is calling off the divorce.
"I've dropped the divorce," Cyrus, 49, said during an interview on The View scheduled to air on Friday. "I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they've ever been."

"I feel like I got my Miley back in a way," he added during Thursday's taping. "I feel like we are the daddy and daughter that we were before Hannah Montana happened."
Yup...this'll end well.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 05,00.html
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