CYRUSES DIVORCING

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CYRUSES DIVORCING

Post by Repo Man » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:50 am

The superstar Cyrus clan has been undergoing some drastic changes over the course of this year. First, Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus wrapped production on the final season of Disney's fantastically successful Hannah Montana TV series. Second, Miley decided to make over her cute teen-girl image into a racier new persona. Third, Billy Ray changed a bit, himself--he took a turn away from his established country music career to record a more rock-oriented album (under the name Brother Clyde).

And now, sadly, another family institution is crumbling: Namely, Billy Ray and wife Tish Cyrus's 17-year marriage. According to People, the couple filed divorce documents on Wednesday, citing irreconcilable differences.
No truth to the rumor that Billy Ray has his eye on a younger woman?

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Post by die » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:54 am

Brother Clyde?!?

How the fuck does that sound "rock"?

Sounds like the name of a pedo who rapes his sisters kids.
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Post by Repo Man » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:26 am

I'm wondering if Billy Ray and Joe Simpson play racquetball at the same club.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:30 pm

Ok...I know she'll be 18 soon, but she's still your daughter, Billy Ray.
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Post by die » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:52 am

So, now they say that Hannah Montana's mom was fucking Brett Michaels :shock:
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Post by Repo Man » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:42 am

WTF - did someone delete my post with the pic of Michaels and the Cyrus wife?

Is her pussy only attracted to hasbeens?

Could Gary Cherone get anal off her?
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Post by die » Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:15 am

Kip Winger could use some pussy right about now...just sayin.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:04 pm

die wrote:So, now they say that Hannah Montana's mom was fucking Brett Michaels :shock:
everybody involved is saying no, but the rumours keep piling in.

Seriously, that will be some funny ass shit right there if and when it turns out to be true.
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Post by cYnical » Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:56 am

Well think about it. Brett Michaels and Billy Ray Cyrus are pretty much the same guy. You could swap them out and the music would sound the same.

I'm actually not sure which one made the worst country album.
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Post by die » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:40 am

cYnical wrote: I'm actually not sure which one made the worst country album.
or the worst rock album now.
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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:18 pm

Miley's almost 18....her parents have been married 17 years....

You think she's done the math on that one yet?
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Post by die » Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:33 am

:lol:

I thought the same exact thing when I heard the story.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:33 am

I wanted to post the parody of Billy Ray Cyrus that "Pinky and the Brain" did long ago, but couldn't find it on youtube.
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Post by die » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:22 pm

Billy Ray will be ok...I just hope she didn't tell his heart, I just don't think it'd understand.
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Post by cYnical » Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:33 am

:atch:
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