Gayest songs ever.

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Gayest songs ever.

Post by die » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:36 pm

What if I wanted to make a soundtrack featuring the gayest songs ever so that I could put on a dress and punch myself in the balls while it played as I sipped an apple martini wine cooler .

what would be on it?


here's what I got so far....

I'm too Sexy - Right Said Fred
Tarzan Boy (AKA YTMND Gay Fuel song)
Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Vogue - Madonna
Kelly - Let me Borrow that Top
That gay "somebody told me you had a bf that looked like a gf" song


I'm sure I'm missing some equally gay enough songs.
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:09 pm

You gotta have Backstreet Boys - "Backside's back alright!" and "Hangin Tough" from the New Kids on that list.

Those songs oooze the ghey.
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Post by RobotJerk » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:04 am

What about the 1990 hit "Love and Affection" by

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These two fags?

(Betcha forgot that song even existed, didn't you?)
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Post by die » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:40 am

Repo Man wrote:You gotta have Backstreet Boys - "Backside's back alright!" and "Hangin Tough" from the New Kids on that list.

Those songs oooze the ghey.
Good call.

Those are going on the list.



RJ, I remember those chicks, they were so hot.
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Post by tsgreader » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:32 am

die wrote:RJ, I remember those chicks, they were so hot.
Not as hot as Taylor Hanson.
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Post by die » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:01 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmm...bop.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:29 am

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Look at Jerk 'shopping two pictures of Lita Ford together. Nice work.
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Post by Jesus Las Vegas » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:53 pm

That Tupac album "Strictly 4 my Niggaz". It doesn't get any more blatant than basically calling your album "Only for my Men".

Hey and if we're talking gay music, where the fuck is Judas Priest at:

Ram it Down
Hot Rocking
Starbreaker
All the Way
Hard as Iron
Exciter

Eat Me Alive actually contains the line "Spread eagle against the wall/ you're well prepared to take it all"
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:09 pm

Exciter by Priest is gay as gay can be.

Other the other side, Exciter by KISS is manly like the Big Show and Coach Ditka drinking beer and hunting elk.
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Post by die » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:31 pm

What about Purple Haze by Hendrix?

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

TEH FAYG0T
1111



now for my serious response....


"The Measure of a Man" by Elton John

I think Clay Aiken named his whole album the same title.


also "Bi Bi Bi" by Nsync.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:06 pm

Virtually every rap song is gay. How hard is it to honestly take a line anybody would agree with (get some head, smoke some weed, drink some booze, grind a hot ass, eat a pussy, pimp some girls, etc), then repeat it 40x in a row, throw some shitty casio keyboard music behind it, and call it a new club hit?
"OMG@! They're singing about smoking pot, pimping woman, and fucking the police! Just like my suburban wigger ass wishes! AND THE SONG HAS HEAVY BASS TOO!!! I absolutely have to blare this with my shitty stock stereo over and over again, cuz i'm straight up gangsta."

Bling Bling? Please, suck my third ball.
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Post by Repo Man » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:06 am

Old School Rap is not gay.

Eric B and Rakim will come over to your house and fuck your sister and then make you pay them to leave.

Chuck D will piss on your car, set fire to it and then throw you in front of a bus, while giving your nude girlfriend a piggyback ride to a sleazy motel.

Big Daddy Kane will peel off your mother's skin and put it back on her inside out while dog-fucking her..........





My point is, old school rap is not gay.
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:44 pm

oh, i totally agree with you.

However, old school rap is not current rap. Current rap is almost completely about wannabe thugs talking about how they sold some kid 20 bux in weed in high school so that makes them a big gang-star.

Half of these bags of douche don't even look badass or anything. Nelly wants to wear a band-aid? Eminem weighs in at 105lbs soaking wet? Fifty Cent isn't even understandable? Current rap is garbage, and getting worse. It appeals to the lowest of the low (future high school drop outs who are amused by anything with mentioning of sex, drugs, or disrespect).

I also am starting to hate the billions of power metal bands out there. Some aren't bad (Blind Guardian, Dragonforce, etc), but do we really need 500 bands all with double bass drummers, and 4 guitarists just shredding noise, and an omni-sexual lead singer wailing pre-pubescently???
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:39 am

Agreed.

I blame Jay-Z. He started this silly wave of nonsense rap over the same Lil Jon beat fifty times in a row. When you lift the chrous from the ANNIE song, YES THE FUCKING WELL HAS RUN DRY.
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Post by die » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:22 am

what I like about Old School Rap is that it had a message. It had a truth in there. it had something real to it.

Now current rap is all about what you're wearing or what you're drinking, what you're driving...etc. and they want to create some type of shitty catchy cheesy dance-craze to go with it.

The Walk It Out dance craze looks like somebody trying to do skateboard tricks on a banana peel.
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