Rockstars that you hate

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Post by SoVi3t » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:57 am

I love how when Puff's plane got hit by lightning, he said it made him realize how important his faith was, and that God must be watching him.

The same God that hit his plane with a fucking bolt of lightning.

Anywho, here's the problem with Canadian music:

Canadian Content Regulations

Essentially, something like 35% of all music on tv/radio's must feature Canadian content. So if you listen to the radio here, you'll hear all the popular songs you normally do, except none of the less popular ones (due to the REALLY popular songs having to be aired frequently), and 1/3 of the songs will be from Canadian bands. Now, sadly, there aren't many good Canadian bands, so they get recycled a lot.

Tons of Sum 41, Bare Naked Ladies, Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, over and over and over.

There are actually a lot of GOOD Canadian bands breaking into the mainstream (Alexisonfire is a great fucking band that will skullfuck you while they molests your neighbour's dog). But there are also a lot of shitty bands.

Anywho, Kiss WAS awesome. So was Rob Zombie, until he decided that all his songs needed to sound good in a dance club, and that he is the next fucking Ed Wood.

And is it me, or did the last Metallica album remind you of old SOAD?

Which reminds me....dear System of a Down, something to consider: Less drugs, more good songs.
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Post by RobotJerk » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:39 am

Dear Diddy,

I was trying to kill your ass. Fuck off.

Signed,

God

P.S. I sent Biggie to hell.
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Post by chadtheriver » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:58 pm

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i really dont need to say anything. i hope everyone shares the hatred i have for this douche.
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Post by cYnical » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:33 pm

Yes. God, I hate Tommy Lee.

His new single sounds like a Nickleback song for gay couples.

Now he's "going to college' which we all know is bullshit.

There's no way in hell he's not going to get special treatment.


Yes, Tommy, we all know you have a ginormous penis and you fucked Pam Anderson.

Unfortunately, you have the brain of a chimp and the personality of a 12 year old. Jesus, man, grow up, already.

Then there's that stupid ass song he did asking "Why's everybody gotta bring me down?" Seriously, the whole song is a bitch fest about people getting pissed off at him.

Gee, Tommy, I wonder why.

Perhaps it's because you beat the shit out of women and people's children die in your fucking pool.
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:57 am

All he has to do is plead the fifth.

(insert finishing line here) (i.e. he's dumb enough that it's probably true, or O.J. did it and it worked)

And yeah that song wasn't a total loss. It resuled in one of my more shitty song parodies. I think that one had to do with Rob Van Dam and the main event.
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Post by Satan » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:27 am

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Ben Fold Five. I want to fold these whiny-fukcers into a tightly compacted ball and shove 'em up Tommy Lee's Hep-C infected pee hole.
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Post by die » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:19 pm

that got me :lol:


I hate all the wave of pop punk bands. They all try to sing all bratty and exagerated. It's like everybody's trying to be the equivalent of if the Sex Pistols were all extremely openly gay.
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:48 pm

Is pop/punk like THE STROKES/THE HIVES/THE VINES, etc.?


Because I agree - they all blow mountain goat.
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:15 am

Or are you referring to bands like A Simple Plan, Cum41, Good Charlotte, and other vaginal discharges such as these?

The Ramones have more talent then these three bands combined, and 3/4ths of them are dead.

Also cross off the entire emo genre. All these fags need to slit their wrists and get it over with. Though you know what they say about emo boys and girls....

Emo boys have ovaries
Emo girls have testicles
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Post by die » Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:19 pm

TheWholeFNShow wrote:Or are you referring to bands like A Simple Plan, Cum41, Good Charlotte, and other vaginal discharges such as these?
Yeah, those bitches exactly.

It's played out. It's like a punk rock parody it's so awful. It's like Japanese people wearing blonde wigs, giving thumbs up and saying "dude" in an attempt to convince us that they are americans and their cocks are over 4 inches long.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:56 am

Blink182 = Diet Green Day.

Sum 41 = Caffeine Free Diet Green Day.

Good Charlotte = music for ugly skater kids who hang out in front of the Barnes and Noble on Friday nights.
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Post by die » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:10 am

RobotJerk wrote:Blink182 = Diet Green Day.

Sum 41 = Caffeine Free Diet Green Day.

Good Charlotte = music for ugly skater kids who hang out in front of the Barnes and Noble on Friday nights.
Man, that is just perfect.

The only thing that you forgot to add was...

Green Day (present day) = Green Day Lite

or Green Day O'Doules NA
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Post by die » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:18 pm

As I looked back over this thread, 2 things hit me...

#1 This thread is funny as fuk & should be in teh classics.
#2 Repo was dead-on about Rob Zombie



WTF is "Educated Horses" all about? Or as I like to call it, "Uneducated Horseshit"


I'd like to add that I think the real Axl Rose died over 10 years ago & was replaced with this idiot:

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That bastard is completely insane. Good luck getting a decent album released before all of the people who actually remember you die of old age.



also WTF is "Gnarls Barkley" all about :shock:

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Post by RobotJerk » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:26 am

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Why the fuck is Carrot Top wearing dreadlocks and a football jersey?
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Post by Robert Paulson » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:32 pm

die wrote: also WTF is "Gnarls Barkley" all about :shock:

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I have to say that I like Danger Mouse, but I'm not so sure that I like him in "Gnarls Barkley."

He did the Grey album from Jay Z and the Beatles
He did Dangerdoom
He produced Demon Days

but I don't know wtf is up with this
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