Rockstars that you hate

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Post by Satan » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:40 pm

Don't hate on Gnarls Barkley. That shit is soulful. It sounds like classic Marving Gaye on acid. Cee-Lo is the real deal, and so is your boy, Danger Mouse, despite their respective do's.
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Post by die » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:45 pm

I don't even know what they are. I just heard some people saying that they were listening to "Charles Barkley" and I said "what the fuck". All I know is that the fat black dude looks like a failed experimant featuring the DNA of Big Worm from Friday & that fat dude from PM Dawn....

and a chocolate catfish.

The other dude in that pic looks like Adam Corolla with Sam Jackson's hair from Unbreakable.

I don't even know what Danger Mouse is if it isn't a cartoon character.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:16 am

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This one is too easy, but I got inspired when I read this online:


"Get ready, ladies, Justin Timberlake has your "SexyBack."

The erstwhile 'N Syncer has announced plans to release his second solo effort, FutureSex/LoveSounds, via Jive Records on Sept. 12, with the first single, "SexyBack," going out to radio stations across the country July 7."



Could this scream out any more I AM NOT GAY?.



At least that's what he thinks he is saying. To me, I see a Justin Timberlake song called "SexyBack" and it makes me think this is a nickname he earned a one of those hollywood parties where cute boy band members get drunk and pass out and then wake up with buttaches.

Nick Carter, yes you.



The guy sings like a fruit. He dances like nobody told him he is copying Corey Feldman who was copying Alfonso from Silver Spoons who was copying Michael Jackson.

It still annoys me that he is allowed to make music.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:56 pm

I thought this thread was about rock stars, not cock stars.

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Post by die » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:39 am

What could Timberlake possibly do that actually makes him qualify as a rockstar?

I cringe @ "sexyback" :shock:

wtf?
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:06 am

My fault.

I thought the workout gloves made him badass.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:49 am

I'm bumping this thread just so won't have to see the words "Taylor Hicks" on the intro page anymore.
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Post by Coke Mule » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:11 am

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i fucking hate these guys .

their music blows and so does everything about them.

the fact that they ripped off Fear and Loathing really pisses me off , since its one of my favorite movies

they named a song "bat country" after the movie , and the song has fucking nothing to do with it .


also , they have released 3 albums since 2001 , and when i make fun of some cocksmoker for listening to this shitty band , they say "i like the old stuff"

WHAT FUCKING OLD STUFF? THE FUCKING BAND IS 5 YEARS OLD!
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Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:10 pm

All I know is that the fat black dude looks like a failed experimant featuring the DNA of Big Worm from Friday & that fat dude from PM Dawn....

does that make you crazy? ROFL!

that quote owned me for the day.
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Post by Robert Paulson » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:58 pm

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i fucking hate these guys .

their music blows and so does everything about them.

also , they have released 3 albums since 2001 , and when i make fun of some cocksmoker for listening to this shitty band , they say "i like the old stuff"

WHAT FUCKING OLD STUFF? THE FUCKING BAND IS 5 YEARS OLD!
Who are they? They look like a bunch of goth cockfags.
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Post by Coke Mule » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:04 pm

that would be avenged sevenfold , and they are a bunch of goth cockfags
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Post by cYnical » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:19 am

It was amazing, to me, how angry I could get over music. I didn't realise how over the edge a shitty band could send me until I heard My Chemical Romance, for the first time. After seeing the video with the weird funeral/fag musical dance number, I almost gouged my eyes out with a spoon.

Honestly, I didn't think it could get any worse...

Until I heard these fuckers: Image

Sweet Krang shit, is that band awful!

They have a lead singer that looks like the guy from Clockwork Orange, but gay. Image


They all seem to follow this idiotic trend of Broadway dancers who grew up listening to Duran Duran, but play with distortion so they will sound "metal.'

God dammit. Just when I thought this emo shit couldn't get any more out of hand...

Note to the current crop of popular "musicians" (and I use that term incredibly loosely): Just because your music is loud, that doesn't make you "metal."

Just because you use a "Metal Zone" pedal to distort your guitar, that doesn't make you "metal."

Just because you hate your father because he wanted you to play football instead of dance in the fucking show choir, doesn't make you "rebellious." It makes you very gay.

If you were born rich, shut the fuck up about your "problems."

Wearing those STUPID leather wrist bracelets/gauntlets does not make you "hardcore." You're not He-Man. Stop it.

This is not Japan. You are not in an anime. Go fuck yourself with your stupid spikey hair. Go find Uncle Grandfather so he can send you on a neverending quest for Perfect Hair. That way, I won't have to waste my energy laughing at your stupid ass, anymore.

If you're gonna tuck in the front of your shirt, you stupid frat-boy wanna-be, tuck in the whole gottdamn shirt. You look like you just took a shit and were too lazy to tuck the whole thing in. What are you showing off, your belt buckle?

Just because you have a confident, almost angst ridden facial expression in your videos, that doesn't make you not gay.

Example:
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And the thing that kills me is that they always have some hot chick(s) in their videos that look like Liz Vicious. All of these bands do. Sure, I realise that they're just "shopping buddies", in reality, but it still pisses me off. Especially since the guys are dressed JUST like them.

See, during the embarrassment that was the 80s, guys dressed up like chicks to GET chicks.

Now, they dress up like chicks because they want to BE chicks.

And while we're at it, learn how to fucking sing. This nasally shit where you strain your vocal cords so fucking hard that your eyes pop out of the sockets so you can sound like that guy from Fuel or Dashboard Confessionals does NOT make you sound any more sincere or sensitive.

Go choke on your microphone, you pathetic fuck. I'm sure you could use the practice before you blow your bass player, after the show.

It's really fucking sad when all the people that can actually sing are country singers, considering that's the style in which vocal prowess is the least important factor.

Well, that and that dude that sings opera on pop albums. Can't ever remember his name, but fuck him, too. Arrogant sonofabitch.

/rant over.


...for now...
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Post by lionheart » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:51 am

Cynical, that was touching. When I scrolled down to see the angsty sore ass face that the Clockwork guy had on, I jumped back in my seat to laugh.
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Post by die » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:30 pm

Man, that was the best rant I've seen in forever.
It was amazing, to me, how angry I could get over music.
I agree 100%. I have some fucking raw hate in my heart for some of those cockfags.

I hate this dude so much....



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When I heard his shitty song on the radio, I wanted to swerve my car into a Boys & Girls Club.

"The Real Thing"

Every word I say, I mean it
Every single day, I feel it

But sometimes when you talk
It's obvious you want to show it
So don't blow it

[Chorus:]
Tell me what we got, tell me it's a lot tell me it's the real thing
Tell me not to change and always be the same, tell me that's a good thing
It's a good thing
Tell me not to lie, tell me not to wait
Tell me that you want the same things as me
Tell me that it's fate driving me insane
Tell me it's the real thing
That keeps me hangin on

I can read the signs between us
I feel it inside when you come nearer
There's a stillness in the air like no one else is there
And every moment stays in the moment
Yeah

[Chorus:]
Tell me what we got, tell me it's a lot tell me it's the real thing
Tell me not to change and always be the same, tell me that's a good thing
It's a good thing
Tell me not to lie, tell me not to wait
Tell me that you want the same things as me
Tell me that it's fate, driving me insane
Tell me it's the real thing
That keeps me hangin on

Sometimes it hurts to watch you leave
It feels like you're taking a part of me with you
I never know how it'll be
I guess it's just a mystery
But is it the real thing (that keeps me hangin on)

[Chorus:]
Tell me what we got, tell me it's a lot, tell me it's the real thing
Tell me not to change and always be the same, tell me that's a good thing
It's a good thing
Tell me not to lie, tell me not to wait
Tell me that you want the same things as me
Tell me that it's fate, driving me insane
Tell me it's the real thing
That keeps me hangin on

Tell me what we got, tell me it's a lot, tell me it's the real thing
Tell me not to change and always be the same, tell me that's a good thing
It's a good thing
Tell me not to lie, tell me not to wait
Tell me that you want the same things as me
Tell me that it's fate, driving me insane
Tell me it's the real thing
The real thing

ugh.
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Post by Bloodrose » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:00 pm

AFI

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Fuck these emo fags.

My friend has their newest cd, the one with that single "Miss Murder." And he had the nerve to go like \m/ (><) \m/ and throw up the Metal Forever hand gesture, and say these guys rock. I told him that you should NEVER do that while in my presence because AFI is NOT metal.

I wanted to blast some Slayer in his ears, but I didn't have my cds or iPod on me at the time, so I was stuck listening to these queers bitch and moan about not being on the receiving end of the buttfuck this time around.
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