Rockstars that you hate

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Rockstars that you hate

Post by die » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:13 pm

I have hate in my heart for shitty rockstars. You know the ones, the no talent having motherfaquers who make millions.


The first one I wish death upon is:


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The sloppy fat fag from Papa Roach

In their latest video, he looks like Scott Weiland if he replaced his heroin habit with a Little Debbie habit. The video is cheesy as hell and the dude's hair is fucking ridiculous (why do they think that molding your hair to look like Sonic the Hedgehog's ass makes you look like a cooler rockstar?)

The dude also kinda looks like the hillbilly racecar driver Elliot Sadler

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hate.hate.hate.
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:28 pm

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This has to be one of the ugliest women I've ever seen in rock. Her band had one good song I can remember. That DREAM ON shit. After that I remember they had a boom in the 90's where it was mandatory that Alicia Silverstone had to be in every video.

Now I just see her and her one one guitarist (some other old Jewish broad) performing WALK THIS WAY every year at an awards show with some combination of Kid Rock, Run-DMC, Scooby Doo, etc.

She sounds a bit manly, but it has translated into success for her band. Her daughter is a bit overvalued in Hollywood, but I think I might still hit it like a McDonald's quarter pounder.

All in all, I hate this rockstar. If only I could took the bandanas on the microphone and turn them into a noose to hang this cun.......

Wait........this is a guy?
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Post by die » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:30 pm

I was trying to figure out if that photo was of Joan or Melissa. I always get confused on that.

how about this:

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Cool Punk Rock Wigga Boy Band Gangsta Goths!!!!

Boy, talk about appealing to every single demographic out there. Not so Good Charlotte has it all on lock down. I mean they're street hard, boyish and they got angst and apathy. They dress like wiggaz, punk rock their hair up and paint their faces like they are The Crow. Then they sing shitty catchy boy band songs about non-important shit.


I wish I had the power to ressurect just so that I may kill these bitches twice.
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:43 pm

I was actually going to start with that toolbag. Nice earrings in the mouth.


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excerpt from FIGURED YOU OUT

"...I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress."



excerpt from Repo Rant against Nickelback guy

"...I hate your shitty little perm
And I hate your wig all filled with sperm
And I hate the way your band has turned
out so many crappy tracks
I'd like you to swallow some thumbtacks."



Seriously guy, now that THIS HOW YOU REMIND ME has actually been played over 7 million times, I would think a hair dryer is not hard to come by.

And please, by all means, do not be afraid to use it in the bathtub.
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:58 pm

What's up with U2 only being able to make every OTHER album good, anyways?


The Good Charlotte "Donky Konga" commerical makes me want to kick my TV in.
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:27 pm

^ Thank god I missed that one.

And what the hell, she's not a rockstar but sue me.

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How about the "punk" princess herself? I swear to god, if I hear one more pre-pubscent whiny ass kid tell me this girl is punk, I'm going to go insane. If you want punk, listen to Dead Kennedys. If you want pop, listen to Green Day. If you want bullshit, listen to Avril Lavinge.

And don't even get me started on Mrs. Durst either.
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Post by die » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:11 am

I'd like to fuck Avril Doggystyle and donkeypunch her into a 6 year coma.

I hate Canadian rockstars. Nickelback makes "sorry" and "story" rhyme, for that alone they should be destroyed.

fuck Alanis

and fuck Bryan Adams


and fuck these fucking fuckers:


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TV Series Beastmaster's lifetime partner, That guy from Styxx, Christian Bale as Klingon, Redbeard POW and last but not least...Gay business man 70's Luke Skywalker.

AKA Maroon 5.

Their songs are horrid.


This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore


whatever dude.
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:49 pm

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Okay we get it. You are living zombie. You do not wash your hair. Truly a badass.
I grow tired of every song having some form of looped pre-recorded guitar track and random movie sound effect. I think you lost me after I heard one WHITE ZOMBIE song.


I had no desire for you to die until you became a shitty filmaker and basically made a remake of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE and called it House of a 1,000 Corpses. The movie was so horrid and such a rip-off that I knew it was a rip-off and I had never even seen TCM.

And now I see The Devil's Rejects making its way to theaters. You are truly a visionary. Everybody gets killed and nobody lives except the killers.
Awesome.

So awesome It makes one long for DRAGULA part 2.


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Post by RobotJerk » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:09 am

TV Series Beastmaster's lifetime partner, That guy from Styxx, Christian Bale as Klingon,
Redbeard POW and last but not least...Gay business man 70's Luke Skywalker.
I'm dead. Die killed me, and I'm dead.
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Post by cYnical » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:34 am

I STILL claim that Maroon 5 is just the result of Jamiriquai finding a backing band.

Listen to them back to back and tell me you hear a difference.
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Post by Satan » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:16 pm

Repo Man wrote:MOD REQUEST: Blow out the pic of Bono because it is ruining this thread.
I agree. That pic is to fucking big, and it doesn't involve titties, so nuke it or something.
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Post by lionheart » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:58 pm

RobotJerk wrote:
TV Series Beastmaster's lifetime partner, That guy from Styxx, Christian Bale as Klingon,
Redbeard POW and last but not least...Gay business man 70's Luke Skywalker.
I'm dead. Die killed me, and I'm dead.
IN mother-fucking-deed. I have no idea who they are, but the "Gay business man 70's Luke Skywalker" call shattered my vertebrae.

The Bono pic needs to go. I hate using the scroll bar to read. Plus, there is no need for any Bono picture to be larger than thumbnail size unless it involves him dying.
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Post by die » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:51 pm

Satan's new avatar just beat me up and stole my lunch money. That's the shit.

I turned the Bono pic into a link.

Now, back to the hatred.....

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I hate Smashmouth. Everybody here knows this about me. When did it become cool for rockstars to be fat? Sure, there was Meatloaf, but surely he was just an exception to the rule somehow.

I hate the fatfuck lead singer. Why is it that these fat shitty rockstar guys decide that rather than losing weight, they should just wear black, cut funny designs into their facial hair and Sonic-the-Hedgehog-up their hair?

I mean, nobody is going to be like, "Damn, you mean that guy is fat? I was too busy getting lost in the blackness of his clothing and mesmorized by his beard designs to even notice that he stole Fred Flintstone's head and neck"

By the way, Smashmouth songs are fucking shitty-assed fag-pop peanut covered shitlogs.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:28 pm

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I have never in my life gotten what is so great about KISS.

Can any one of them sing?

Is there any truth to the rumor that Paul Stanley is Cher?


Where I first saw them, I was like "These guys must be turning out some heavy shit to be all painted up like that. Stuff like KORN used to do and TYPE O NEGATIVE did. Then I heard them and they sounded like TESLA.
Are you fucking kidding me?

I like KISS better like this:

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Look at them projecting toughness in the LICK IT UP video. Is this not the finest of comedy?

Look everybody! It's Cher with her three sisters!
If this is not an image of a gay street gang, I don't know what is.

BOTTOM LINE: KISS, when they are trying to be "You want the best, you got the best" SUCKS, but without makeup, they are a great 80's hair band who is good to listen to and goof on.
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