What are they really trying to say?

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:13 am

"Cthulhu Dawn" by Cradle of Filth
Cthulhu dawn

Spatter the stars
Douse their luminosity
With our amniotic retch
Promulgating the birth
Of another Hell on Earth
Shadows gather poisoned henna for the flesh
A necrotic cattle brand
The hissing downfall pentagram
Carven deep upon the church doors of the damned
But no Passover is planned
A great renewal growls at hand
And only when they're running
Will they come to understand...

So ends the pitiful reign of Man

When the moon exhales
Behind a veil
Of widowhood and clouds
On a Biblical scale
We raise the stakes
To silhouette the impaled
Crowds...

Within this kissed disembowel arena
A broken seal on an ancient curse
Unleashes beasts from the seismic breach
With lightning reach and genocidal thirst
Mountains of archaos theories
In collision as at planetary dawn
Apocalypse's razorbacks
Beat wings on glass as thunder cracks
Unfurled across a world hurled to the black

Cthulhu dawn

Shatter the glass house
Wherein spirits breathe out
Halitosis of the soul
From a recking abscess
Plague of far righteousness
All fates hang in the balance
Mocking crucified dolls
An inquisition outs
When the Sun goes out our powers
Will extend throughout Heaven like Asphodel
As they have for countless lustrum
In dark Midian accustoned
To burning effigies of our enemies well

So begins the sibilant world Death knell...

When a corpse wind howls
And awakes from drowse
The scheming dead freed
Of gossamer shrouds
We gorgonise eyes
Of the storm aroused
Red...

Blinding time
All lines dine on this instance
A melting spool of beggar, negative frames
The skies teem alive, to watch die
Mankind hauled to fable in vast tenement graves...

Cthulhu dawn
What they're really trying to say: Cthulhu is going over Jesus on the next PPV in Robotjerk's nintendo fed.
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Post by die » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lynard Skynard - Simple Man

Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say.
And if you do this
It will help you some sunny day.
Take your time... don’t live too fast,
Troubles will come and they will pass.
Go find a woman and you’ll find love,
And don’t forget son,
There is someone up above.

(chorus)
And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Won’t you do this for me son,
If you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man’s gold
All that you need is in your soul,
And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.

(chorus)

Boy, don’t you worry... you’ll find yourself.
Follow you heart and nothing else.
And you can do this if you try.
All I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.

(chorus)
What they are really trying to say:

Boy, don't be a wastin' yer time wit dat dare "skewl werk"













Metallica - Enter Sandman


Say your prayers little one
don't forget, my son
to include everyone

tuck you in, warm within
keep you free from sin
till the sandman he comes

sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

exit light
enter night
take my hand
off to never never land

something's wrong, shut the light
heavy thoughts tonight
and they aren't of snow white

dreams of war, dreams of liars
dreams of dragon's fire
and of things that will bite

sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

exit light
enter night
take my hand
off to never never land

now I lay me down to sleep
pray the lord my soul to keep
if I die before I wake
pray the lord my soul to take

hush little baby, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it's just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head

exit light
enter night
grain of sand

exit light
enter night
take my hand
we're off to never never land

What they are really trying to say:

Michael Jackson might sneak into your house at night & touch your peepee if you're not good
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Post by Jesus Las Vegas » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:31 am

DIO- Killing the Dragon

Silence - we hunt for the queen
Sign of the cross
And pray in-between

Look by the light of the day
She's hiding till dark
Waiting to play hey-hey

Something's taken a child
And it all must end
Time to be killing the dragon again

Silence - we'll hunt for the lord
He takes crimson and gold
Gave ice to the cold

Oh to be never afraid
Of wolves at the door
Howling for more

More's been empty for years
And it all must end
Time to be killing the dragon again

Kneel and behold your new king
Digital dreams
And wonderful things to tease you

Small gods with electrical hearts
And it all will end
Time to be killing the dragon


What he's trying to say: I am a nerd.
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Post by RobotJerk » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:45 am

TheWholeFNShow wrote:Cthulhu is going over Jesus on the next PPV in Robotjerk's nintendo fed.
Oh tag...
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Post by Robert Paulson » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:19 am

I present to you, Matchbox 20 - Bent

If I fall along the way
Pick me up and dust me off
If I get too tired to make it
Be my breath so I can walk

If I need some of your love again
Give me more than I can stand
When my smile gets old and faded
Wait around I'll smile again

Shouldn't be so complicated
Just hold me and then
Just hold me again

Chorus:
Can you help me I'm bent
I'm so scared that I'll never
Get put back together
Keep breaking me in
And this is how we will end
With you and me bent

If I couldn't sleep could you sleep
Could you paint me better off
Could you sympathize with my needs
I know you think I need a lot

I started out clean but I'm jaded
Just falling
Just breaking the skin

Chorus

Start bending me
It's never enough
'Til I feel all your pieces
Start bending me
Keep bending me until I'm completely broken in

Shouldn't be so complicated
Just touch me and then
Just touch me again

Chorus

Without understanding
Hell, I'll go there again

Can you help me I'm bent
I'm so scared that I'll never
Get put back together
Yeah, you're breaking me in
And this is how we will live
With you and me bent
what they are really trying to say: "We didn't watch much PBS as kids, so we don't know what the difference between bent and broken is."
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Post by Sparkstalker » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:16 pm

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
It’s just one of those days
When you don’t wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don’t really know why
But you wanna justify
Rippin someones head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to just stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days
{chorus}
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin shit slip
Or you’ll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Talking that shit
Its just one of those days
Feelin like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with the blood stain
Damn right I’m a maniac*
You better watch your back
Cause I’m fuckin up your program
And then your stuck up
You just locked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to just stay away mother fucker
Its just one of those days
{chorus}
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Letting shit slip
Or you’ll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Talking that shit punk
So come and get it
I feel like shit
My suggestion
Is to keep your distance
Cause right now I’m dangerous
We’ve all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers
That wanna step up
You know I pack a chainsaw
I skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight
Pack a chainsaw
I skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight
Pack a chainsaw
I skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break you fuckin face tonight
Gimme something to break(3x)
How bout your fucking face
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw
A chainsaw
A motherfuckin chainsaw
So come and get it
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
That shits slick
Or you’ll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Talking that shit
Punk
So come and get it
What they're really trying to say: Starbucks was out of their gingerbread latte this morning, and I'm mad
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Post by $nave » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:10 pm

Mouth
Written by - Merril Bainbridge
From - The Garden

I feel like I've been blown apart
There are pieces here
I don't know where they go
I don't know where they go
Kiss me on my salty lips
I bet you feel little crazy but for me
We'll be famous on TV
Would it be my fault if I could turn you on?

Chorus:
Would I be so bad if I could turn you on?
When I kiss your mouth
I want to taste it
Turn you upside down
Don't want to waste it

I jump on you, you jump on me
You push me out and even though you know
I love you I'd be inclined to slap you in the mouth
When I kiss your salty lips
You will feel a little crazy, but for me
I'll be famous on TV

Chorus

Now, will it be my fault if I take your love and throw it wide?
You might restrain me, but could you really blame me?
And you will feel you're blown apart
All the pieces there will fit to make you whole
And I know where they go

Chorus

When I kiss your mouth
I want to taste it
Turn you upside down
Don't want to waste it
When I kiss your mouth
I want to taste it
Turn you upside down
Don't want to waste it
What she's really trying to say: You just gave my husband a hummer, and it's not your fault that you have lesbian leanings so let me get that hot man mustard from your mouth and then we'll 69...
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:04 pm

The Warrior's on-line response when asked about the WWE Hall of Fame.....


"NO. Many speak of Ultimate Warrior’s place in the Hall of Fame as a tribute. Some even use it as a plea that I should make nice with WWE, let bygones be bygones. That being inducted into the Hall of Fame would be a tribute to all I accomplished with the character in sports-entertainment and a way to preserve its legacy, and an appreciative gesture to all of Ultimate Warrior’s fans. I disagree. The greater tribute, the one showing greater honor and reverence, for the character and the fans, is to stand by my principles and refuse to participate in the charade. Ultimate Warrior fans, even more than persona, are better than any honor today’s WWE could bestow. Frankly, I can’t think of an easier way to disrespect the character, the fans or myself. Ultimate Warrior is a Hall-of-Famer because HE IS. There is nothing else to add or do to make it so that he is one. He is, pure and simple. End of story. A phony ceremony isn’t what makes him one. My own legacy, as the creator and performer of Ultimate Warrior, is to the people who have stood by me and drawn strength and inspiration from the integrity of my word. That my word is my bond and there is value in my promises. Going back to the WWE for the sake of one emotional moment would have me lose much more than I could ever gain. What I am, where I’ve come and what I stand for is worth much more than a shiny WWE plaque on my wall. That’s how I see it, and that is my tribute to the career of the Ultimate Warrior and to all those people who loved and supported him, and who continue to do so. It is my testimony to the fans, and to stand in a WWE ring and wave to them would be nothing more than cheap and superficial. It would do nothing more than denigrate his memory. A memory that, it’s funny, yet so true, will outlast every other one that has ever stepped into a wrestling ring. And will, just as much because of what I stand for now, as what Ultimate Warrior stood for in the ring all those years some time ago."


What he is really saying: "If the money is right, I'm yours for the night."
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Post by Jesus Las Vegas » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:07 am

Repo Man wrote:Ultimate Warrior is a Hall-of-Famer because HE IS.
Can't argue with that kind of logic. Does that make me a WWE Hall of Famer because I belive I AM?

My own legacy, as the creator and performer of Ultimate Warrior, [/i]
I like how it has become its own pronoun. No longer "the" Ultimate Warior, but instead a wholly qualifying genre in itself like surrealist painting, or silent film. I perform Ultimate Warrior.
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:32 pm

I had four tacos last night and performed Ultimate Warrior on my guest toilet.
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Post by die » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:23 pm

My own legacy, as the creator and performer of Ultimate Warrior
That so reminds me of that commercial where the guy sees somebody on rollerblades and he says "that was my invention,but I didn't get a patent". You know somebody is kicking theirself in the ass for being the creator & performer of Ultimate Warrior but not registering it first.
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Post by $nave » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:35 pm

What about my boy, Renegade? He performed Ultimate Warrior better than most, but now you can't find a pic on google to remind the rest of you about his greatness


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Post by die » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:14 pm

[Busta Rhymes]
Ok (ahh)
Yeahh (ahh)
Oh, we about to get it just a lil hot & sweaty in this mu'fucka (oh, baby)
Ladies let's go (uhh)
Soldiers let's go (dolls)
Let me talk to y'all and just you know give you a little situation..listen (fellas)

Pussycat Dolls
Ya see this shit get hot
Everytime I come through when I step up in the spot (are you ready)
Make the place sizzle like a summertime cookout
Prowl for the best chick
Yes I'm on the lookout (lets dance)
Slow bangin shorty like a belly dancer with it
Smell good, pretty skin, so gangsta with it (oh, baby)
No tricks only diamonds under my sleeve
Gimme tha number
But make sure you call before you leave

[Pussycat Dolls]
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around shes all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be fucking with me

[Chorus]
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See, I dont care
But I know she aint gon wanna share
Hmmmm....

[Chorus]
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha, don't cha, baby
Don't cha, alright, sing
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Don't cha

[Busta Rhymes]
Ok, I see how it's goin' down (ahh, don't cha)
Seems like shorty wanna little menage pop off or somethin, let's go
Well let me get straight to it
Every broad wan watch a nigga when I come through it
It's the god almighty, lookin all brand new
If shorty wanna jump in my ass then vanjewish
Lookin at me all like she really won do it
Tryna put it on me till my balls black an blueish
Ya wanna play wit ah playa girl then play on
Strip out the channel
And leave the lingerie on
Watch me and I'mma watch you at the same time
Lookin at ya wan break my back
You the very reason why I keep a pack ah the Magnum
An wit the wagon hit chu in the back of tha magnum
For the record, don't think it was somethin you did
Shorty all on me cuz it's hard to resist the kid
I got a idea that's dope for y'all
As y'all could get so I could hit the both of y'all

[Pussycat Dolls]
See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, Oh friend you're secret is safe with me

[Chorus]
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha, baby
Dont cha, alright, sing
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Dont cha, dont cha

What they are really trying to say:

"I'll let you fuck me in the ass."
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:04 pm

It's Gunna Be Me

Oh Yea

You might've been hurt, babe
That ain't no lie
You seen them all come and go, oh
I remember you told, me
That it made you believe in
No man, no cry
Maybe that's why

-Chorus-

Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you
You don't wanna lose it again
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally
Get to love somebody
Guess what, It's gunna be me

You've got no choice, babe
But to move on, you know
There ain't no time to waste,
You're just
Too blind,to see
But in the end you know it's gonna be me
You can't deny
So just tell me why

-Chorus-

Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you
You don't wanna lose it again
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally
Get to love somebody
Guess what, It's gunna be me

There comes a day
When I'll be the one
You'll see
It's gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, It's Gonna Be Meh

All that I do
Is not enough for you
Don't wanna lose it
But I'm not like that
When you finally, get to love somebody
Guess what, guess what

-Chorus-
Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you
You don't wanna lose it again
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally
Get to love somebody
Guess what, It's gunna be me

Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you
You don't wanna lose it again
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally
Get to love somebody
Guess what, It's gunna be me

What they're really trying to say: We're cockwhipped homosexuals.
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Post by madskills » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:43 pm

Cam'ron - "Hey Ma"

[Cam'Ron and Woman]
Hey ma, what's up, lets slide, all right, all right
And we gon get it on tonight
You smoke, I smoke, I drink, me too, well good
Cause we gon get high tonight
Got drops, got Coups, got Trucks, got jeeps, all right
Cause we gon take a ride tonight
So ma, what's up, let's slide, all right, all right
And we gon get it on tonight

Yo, Now I was downtown clubbin', ladies night
Seen shorty she was crazy right
And I approach baby like
Ma, What's your age and type?
She looked at me and said use a baby right
I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
And I know what ladies like
Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice
I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe
Come with me come stay the night
She looked at me laughin', like boy your game is tight
I'm laughin' back like show you right
Get in the Car
And don't touch nothing Sit in the car
Let discuss Somethin'
Either we lovin' or I'll see you tommorow
Now we speeding up the Westside
Hand creepin' up her left side, I'm ready to do it
Ready to bone, ready for dome
55th exit, damn, damn, already we home
Now let's get it on

[Chorus]

Now That I got a girl, my Ex wanna holla and spit
Told me to acknowledge her quick
She like Cam stop frontin'
On that Dave Hollister Tip
Come over lets swallow and sip
I'm like momma that's it
I promise you dick, usually have a problem with chicks
They all say I'm rotten and rich
But not her, booby's real
High heel dooby feel, plus got them Gucci nails, uh
You a cutie still, and this my down girl too
Ain't no groupie deal
We left the movies with Uzies, Suzuki wheels,
To the Jacuzzi, I tell you my booby's real
I mean she do be winning, luey spinnin
Go to the crib she got the Gucci linen'
I see booby grinning
She looked and said Cam, I know that you be sinning
Naw, I'm a changed man, look at the range maim
I got a whole new game plan
Looked and said that's nothing but game Cam
She was right; she was up in the Range man
Droped her off at the L, now I'm flippin' the cell
That's right I had to call up L
[Cam And Juelz Together]
Yo L, what up, I hit, what else, plus dome, say word
And we got it on tonight

[Chorus]


what he's really trying to say: I fuck my mom
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