TSG Death Pool 2017

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TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:20 pm

Well, looks like none of us can pick the Queen this year, since she's been apparently dying since last year:

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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by die » Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:27 pm

You know the rules....



Pick a team name

Pick a motto

Pick 26 names

-20 Main Picks
-5 Bench Picks
-1 Joker Pick

Scoring:

100 pts. for a main pick kicking it
50 pts. for a bench pick
200 pts. for a wild card death







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Team name: ROGUE DONE
Team motto: SHE MUST HAVE HIDDEN THE PLANS IN THE ESCAPE POD


MAIN:
1. Hugh Hefner
2. James Earl Jones
3. The 6 Million Dollar Man
4. Big Van Vader
5. George HW Bush
6. Superfly Snuka
7. Burt Reynolds
8. Jimmy Carter
9. Corey Feldman
10. Bob Barker
11. Elton John
12. Kirk Douglas
13. Michael Douglas
14. Liza Minnelli
15. George Lucas
16. Val Kilmer
17.Shannon Doherty
18. Tori Spelling
19. Screech
20. Judge Wapner



BENCH
1. Jackie Stallone
2. Max Von Sydow
3. Madonna
4. Adam Lambert
5. Jose Canseco


JOKER PICK
Ozzy
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:09 pm

Team Name: La Muerte

Motto: Now I am become death. Destroyer of worlds

1.Donald J Trump
2.Kirk Douglas
3.Newt Gingrich
4.Dick Van Dyke
5.Jerry Van Dyke
6.Terry Bollea
7.Mitch McConnell
8.Anthony Kiedis
9.Scott Hall
10.Warren Buffett
11.Jimmy Buffett
12.Soviet
13.Damian Marley
14.Harrison Ford
15.Morgan Freeman
16.Sir Anthony Hopkins
17.Dame Judi Dench
18.Roy Clark (Hee-Haw)
19.Hank Williams Jr
20.Carl Reiner

1.Kelleyanne Conway
2.Valerie Harper
3.Stan Lee
4.Hugh M. Hefner
5.Billy Graham


El Chapulin - Chuck Berry
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by SoVi3t » Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:39 pm

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Team Name: Fuck 2016
Team Motto: Fuck 2016
Team Joke: Mex Apparently Can't Count To 20

Main Squad:

1. Kirk Douglas
2. Hugh Hefner
3. Bob Barker
4. Bill Cosby
5. Jimmy Carter
6. Larry King
7. Carol Channing
8. Adam West
9. Charles Manson
10. John Madden
11. Jake LaMotta
12. Don Rickles
13. Wilford Brimley
14. Stan Lee
15. Woody Allen
16. Jerry Stiller
17. Little Richard
18. Warren Beatty
19. Ed Asner
20. Tim Curry

ALL HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP:
1. Kim Jong Un
2. Henry Kissinger
3. Bernie Sanders
4. Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
5. Betty White


Joker:
United States of America
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:47 pm

FUCK YOU.

I'M ON TYLENOL WITH CODEINE
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by SoVi3t » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:27 am

oh shit time for me to cash in first!

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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by Robert Paulson » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:51 am

The Whole God Damned B Squad

When you need a space filled, call in the b-squad

1. Queen Elizabeth
2. Donald J. Trump
3. Mike Pence
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Sgt. Slaughter
6. Madonna
7. Judge Wapner
8. Chuck Berry
9. Phil Spector
10. Lindsey Lohan
11. Justin Bierber
12. Lamar Odam
13. Bob Dole
14. Paul McCartney
15. Diamond Dallas Page
16. Dustin Diamond
17. Kanye West
18. P Diddy
19. Bill Cosby
20. Suge Knight

Bench
1. Joey Fatone
2. Art Garfunkel
3. John Oates
4. Mike Love
5. Ringo

Joker
Charles Manson
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by die » Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:12 am

Sovi3t's list is a BEAST.

this could be your year.
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by SoVi3t » Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:19 am

die wrote:Sovi3t's list is a BEAST.

this could be your year.
I wanted to take some wrestlers but I legit don't think any of them will tap this year, except maybe Snuka, and others already had him.

A lot of our lists are pretty fucking similar.

A few people on my list I had to double check if they were still alive yet. Like seriously, I had no fucking clue LaMotta was still alive. I thought he died before black people existed.
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by Zytorg777 » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:10 pm

Supa fly Snuka r.i.p.
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:22 am

I'd say rest in peace, but he probably got away with murder, sooooo......
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by die » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:41 am

I'm on the board scoring in January. :mcclure:
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Post by SoVi3t » Mon Jan 16, 2017 2:46 am

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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by die » Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:17 am

I'm still legit sad over Princess Leia tapping.

It really hasn't sunk in completely yet.
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Re: TSG Death Pool 2017

Post by SoVi3t » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:49 am

It's gonna be hard as fuck to watch her in Star Wars VIII
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