May I present Your new Han Solo

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May I present Your new Han Solo

Post by die » Fri May 06, 2016 5:01 pm

http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/wh ... nsmsnent11" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Because I know that when ever I think of Han Solo, I describe him as:

LEO DICAPRIO WITH TOM CRUISE'S FACIAL FEATURES STRETCHED OVER HIS HUGE HEAD.

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and sometimes, he just looks like DiCaprio with Zod's haircut...

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and sometimes he looks like Emile Hirsch disguised as Christopher Reeve as a real estate agent...

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Young Marlon Brando as a Hobbit...

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DiCaprio lead singer for Bush:
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Re: May I present Your new Han Solo

Post by RobotJerk » Sun May 08, 2016 11:40 pm

None of those pics even look like the same guy.
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Re: May I present Your new Han Solo

Post by die » Mon May 09, 2016 2:40 pm

RobotJerk wrote:None of those pics even look like the same guy.
Maybe he's like a master of disguise... which would mean he could be perfect for the role? :shock:

The other guy that didn't get the part was ranting. He looks even less like Ford though. He looks like he put the meth in method actor.
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Re: May I present Your new Han Solo

Post by PhreakyMex » Mon May 09, 2016 4:03 pm

die wrote:
Maybe he's like a master of disguise... which would mean he could be perfect for the role? :shock:
you mean like this guy?

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Re: May I present Your new Han Solo

Post by die » Mon May 09, 2016 6:24 pm

^ the dude they turned down actually kinda looks like that
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Re: May I present Your new Han Solo

Post by RobotJerk » Tue May 10, 2016 2:31 am

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So nobody else thinks he's might be the result of a drunken one-night stand between Jack Nicholson and John Mayer?

"Oh, Jack, your body is a wonderland..."
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Re: May I present Your new Han Solo

Post by die » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:15 pm

http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/ ... smsnnews11" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

^ I really can't believe they heard about Terminator Genesys and still hired her.


and you get Donald Glover as young Lando.


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I don't know that I ever wondered about Han & Lando hanging out as youth. Maybe because my dog chewed up my Lando action figure back in the day.

Anyway, this is gonna be weird. I don't know how this is going to even work as a movie.



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