Zach Morris' new heist movie is set in Gulfport Mississippi

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Zach Morris' new heist movie is set in Gulfport Mississippi

Post by Robert Paulson » Fri Apr 15, 2016 4:10 pm

It's called Precious Cargo



I'd probably watch that.
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Re: Zach Morris' new heist movie is set in Gulfport Mississippi

Post by die » Fri Apr 15, 2016 6:04 pm

I'd watch it too, even though they spoiled the plot twist in the trailer lol.

When did Zack become poor man's Ryan Reynolds?

I'm not complaining...

HE WAS GOOD IN THE SAVED BY THE BELLS.
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Re: Zach Morris' new heist movie is set in Gulfport Mississippi

Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Apr 15, 2016 7:08 pm

Also... how the mighty have fallen... Claire Forlani (hottie from Meet Joe Black) and John McClane himself
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Re: Zach Morris' new heist movie is set in Gulfport Mississippi

Post by die » Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:41 pm

So yeah, I forgot to mention that I downloaded this and watched like 20 minutes or so before I had to turn it off.

This shit was dumb. It had all of the cliché shit that a shit movie like this would have.

I've sat through some ass movies before, but this one made me tap.
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Re: Zach Morris' new heist movie is set in Gulfport Mississippi

Post by lionheart » Thu Aug 25, 2016 1:42 pm

die wrote:So yeah, I forgot to mention that I downloaded this and watched like 20 minutes or so before I had to turn it off.

This shit was dumb. It had all of the cliché shit that a shit movie like this would have.

I've sat through some ass movies before, but this one made me tap.
That whole "we called you because we need THE BEST" is the ultimate cliche - Carolla talks about it all the time on his podcast (and in some movie commentaries with Bill Simmons.

Did Willis go on a wild, Gibsonian anti-semetic rant? I'd thought he'd be a bigger draw than this.
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