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Post by die » Thu May 04, 2017 5:18 am

I was going to come in and say pretty much the same thing.

That trailer looked like a car commercial for Book of Eli.

I really can't get too excited for this now. I hate that so many people think Iris Elbow can play ANYBODY now. He's great in certain roles, but motherfuckers want him as James Bond?!

What's more dick breaking is the man in black. Jesus man.

I would've spent half the budget on getting Gary Oldman and go with the effects team from the Langoliers made for tv movie.

This should've been a lay-up, King was pretty descriptive with the characters and settings
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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu May 04, 2017 2:02 pm

That trailer looked like a car commercial for Book of Eli.
damn... im dead.... and that was a perfect description
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Post by lionheart » Thu May 04, 2017 2:19 pm

die wrote:
Thu May 04, 2017 5:18 am
and go with the effects team from the Langoliers made for tv movie.
I love this so much. Never has a show been ruined more comprehensively by bad CGI. The Langoliers CGI was so goddamned bad that I think it preemptively invented Sharknado.

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Re: the Post a New Movie/TV Show Trailer thread

Post by die » Sun May 07, 2017 6:52 am

Holy hell yes.

Let's not forgot about the casting. Cousin Balky from Perfect Strangers as a heel. Holy piss.

I swear I wanted to kill the blind girl.

The Langoliers looked like less impressive Critters.

I think the low production values of some of the old King movies has a certain charm to them. I gotta give props to Pet Semetary though, that shit was legit.
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