I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

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I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by SoVi3t » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:38 pm

http://io9.com/this-may-be-the-live-act" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... 1689370676

apparantly this is Battlecat, or will at the very least get this shit fucking going.

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Re: Masters of the Universe

Post by RobotJerk » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:09 pm

Not sure what big meaty doofus they'll hire to play He-Man, but I wouldn't mind sitting in for the Teela and Evil Lynn auditions.

Helen Mirren should be the Sorceress, but I doubt they'd be able to get her.


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Re: Masters of the Universe

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Re: Masters of the Universe

Post by die » Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:10 am

This thread just derailed and veered into awesomeness.
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Re: Masters of the Universe

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:22 pm

shit, can this be proven wrong?
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Re: If They Get He-Man Wrong Again Fingers Get Broke

Post by SoVi3t » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:11 pm

http://www.cosmicbooknews.com/content/m ... erse-movie" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think they're still on like the 15th director or Spike Lee or some shit at this point. John Wu was attached at some point. I have so little hope for this movie that anything is good news at this point. So far Battlecat looks good, and we at least supposedly have a He-Man.
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Re: I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by die » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:44 pm

That dude is swole as fuck.
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Re: I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by RobotJerk » Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:03 am

Fuck: Evil Lynn

Marry: She-Ra

Kill: Teela
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Re: I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by die » Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:31 am

Fuck: bearded Van Wilder

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Re: I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by SoVi3t » Sun Jun 26, 2016 2:47 am

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Re: I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by die » Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:15 am

Kellan Lutz was good in the Twilight
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Re: I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by lionheart » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:11 pm

This is the gayest thread on this board and it's not close.
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Re: I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by SoVi3t » Sun Jun 26, 2016 2:08 pm

He-Man is so manly that lionheart's gaydometer rolled over from bad ass to love ass.

I don't know much about this dude, I just want a proper Masters of the Universe movie.
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Re: I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by lionheart » Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:26 pm

SoVi3t wrote:He-Man is so manly that lionheart's gaydometer rolled over from bad ass to love ass.

I don't know much about this dude, I just want a proper Masters of the Universe movie.
The first one didn't fail because of Dolph Lundgren's inability to play a badass. The man was the face of evil!
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Re: I Hope They Cast Ryan Reynolds As Prince Adam

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:48 am

You should check out the redlettermedia commentary for the first movie. I never knew how plagued with problems that movie shoot was. They literally ran out of money to film the ending, and had to go to Mattel for more money. Hence why the final fight with He-Man and Skeleton was basically shot in the dark, without a set
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