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Re: Spiderman Comes Home....sorta

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:16 am

From sex symbol (somewhat) to old ass Aunt May. So many of my past jerk sessions are now coming back to haunt me :(
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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:48 am

Ok, but: http://m.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/se ... en-over-50" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:19 am

i know i know...

i'm just saying...this casting confuses my man parts...
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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:27 pm

yes the fact that she's about to be if not already 50... damn...

age range it fits...

but looks wise... damn...
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:00 pm

http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingne ... 85750.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

comments are killing me

"how can aunt may be hotter than MJ?"
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Post by die » Thu Jul 09, 2015 5:07 pm

I do appreciate the t-shirt with nips pic regardless.


I'm pretty sure this movie is going to be mediocre.
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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:44 pm

It will be hard to top Raimi's Spidey origin story. That was the gold standard for superhero movie origins. Handled the source material perfectly. Still...Marvel running their own Spiderman movie...let's hope Sony steps back and lets them do it however they want.
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Post by die » Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:11 pm

RobotJerk wrote:It will be hard to top Raimi's Spidey origin story. That was the gold standard for superhero movie origins. Handled the source material perfectly. Still...Marvel running their own Spiderman movie...let's hope Sony steps back and lets them do it however they want.
I'm hoping they have enough sense to bypass the origin story with this one... fuck them soooooo hard if the repeat that shit again. The most I'd co-sign for is a quick 2 minute intro like the beginning of each episode of The Flash and even that is actually pushing it. If they in any way, shape or form repeat the mantra of WITH GREAT POWER then they should consider that subject matter to be like drawing over-the-top comical political satire of Allah as far as potential backlash goes just from myself alone.

They are already on my damn nerves with the casting, I say don't push it. They better come with the greatest Spider-Man story ever. If you've played Arkham Knight, imagine Spider-Man getting that treatment and that level of fan service or imagine me rocket-punching dicks with one of Iron Man's gauntlets on.

I do not want to watch Spider-Man and think about fucking Aunt May. I want to feel the exact opposite like I did in the comics and the Raimi films. In Raimi's Spider-Man I was actually relieved on a certain level when Uncle Ben got viciously murdered because for a second I felt like he was free from ever having to climb on top of her in a Viagra-fueled one-and-done just for the sake of fulfilling the agreement of an unholy union he'd punished himself into being faithful to... then I remembered it's just a movie, but shouldn't movies be able to make you forget like that? That's what I'm saying, it was a good movie.

You could say I've got mixed feelings about this reboot.
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:06 pm

They have already stated that this won't be an origin story. Everybody knows Spidey's origin now, they're just gonna start with him finishing high school, and already having powers and a secret identity.

that being said, it's gonna be awkward as fuck to be watching Aunt May bend over to take a pie out of the oven, and I'll be all:

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Seriously, this casting decision is the first thing in life that has made me feel old.
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Post by die » Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:09 pm

SoVi3t wrote: "how can aunt may be hotter than MJ?"
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bitch lookin like one of the visitor aliens from V.


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Post by RobotJerk » Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:33 am

At least we never had to see Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane.

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Post by die » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:53 pm

RobotJerk wrote:At least we never had to see Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane.

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BINGO.

I'm still pissed that a red-haired Emma Stone wasn't Mary Jane. That will always bother me for forever.


Did you see this:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/72261" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm just on the edge of my seat waiting to hear if his mole is being cast in a role.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:40 pm

MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
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Re: Spiderman Comes Home....sorta

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:22 am

take it with a grain of salt:

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Re: Spiderman Comes Home....sorta

Post by RobotJerk » Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:33 am

Regardless of the source...those aren't terrible.

Ok, maybe Flash Thompson.

And Jason Biggs. Fuck that guy.
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