Spidermole Comes Home....sorta

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Post by SoVi3t » Sat May 21, 2016 3:11 pm

Holy fuck, they are going to need makeup to make her not look like a Klingon/Ferengi rape baby.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sat May 21, 2016 7:21 pm

die wrote:Keaton is in...

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/M ... 463769214/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


and surprisingly, Zendaya is the female lead...

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so, do you guys think she will be a "re-imagining" of a traditional character or a whole new character? :lol:


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I am still hoping for her ex-TV costar Puffy Nips as Mary Jane. Or pretty much any redhead prettier than Shalene Woodley.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Sun May 22, 2016 5:47 am

Aunt May was good in the Wrestler.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:05 pm

so hannibal burress is in this now too... as is the evil latina bitch from Orange is the new Black..

wtf kind of spiderman movie is this shaping up to be?
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:47 pm

Black Mary Jane Watson? Not sure I can support this decision.
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Post by die » Sat Aug 20, 2016 5:41 pm

Mary Jane Blidge

This probably doesn't help much, but she can't be worse than Kirsten Dunst :lmao:

BUT yeah... if they wanna really have some balls, they should've just made her a whole new character and change the classic story.

Like in Raimi's Spiderman, Mary Jane became such a whorish cunt thay they should've had Peter hook up with the skinny Russian girl from his apartment complex. She was a down ass chick.
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Post by SoVi3t » Sun Aug 21, 2016 8:18 pm

Man did I want Peter to smash that Olga broad.... Bitch was textbook butterface, but damn what a body.
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Post by die » Thu Sep 08, 2016 7:14 pm

So yeah... this happened...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/zendaya-call ... 14961.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


So much to say...

HER SKINTONE? I'm darker than she is. :indabutt:

Second, when the reporter chick comes out looking like a chick I'd like to try to get drunk at a beach club and bang the hell out of, I kinda forget what the story was.

lolol @ the reporter calling her Z. Is Zendaya just that hard to pronounce? Are they close friends like that and she just said "call me Z"?

I wish I could get paid millions of bucks for being a shitty actress and get dismissed when buying gift cards. Sounds reasonable.

she coulda just said BITCH I AM MARY JANE



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Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:30 pm

a teaser to the trailer

MOTHER FUCKING SPIDER WINGS BITCHES.... STEVE MOTHERFUCKING DITKO SPIDER WINGS!!


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Post by die » Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:23 pm

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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:12 pm

Here it is folks

International:



National:


Vulture and Shocker... are the villains
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Post by die » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:49 pm

BIRDMAN

Wow, what a difference a trailer makes.

The International version seemed much more epic than the other version.

I kinda feel like they are being a bit patronizing with the cast. There's like a fat indian or eskimo dude, a Brazilian looking chick and a mixed race homeless chick.

And the fat eskimo kid finds out Peter is Spidey.

I haven't looked on IMDB, are these new characters or re-invented old characters

I don't mind diversity in characters, but I hate the blatant patronizing crap
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:23 pm

From what I've read, they're new characters. Trying to make Spider-Man and the world he lives in more multi-cultural.


Where's the confirmation that Shocker is in this? edit: oh wait, international trailer
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Post by die » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:41 pm

You might want to try and secure klingonferengirapebaby.com after that trailer, because that is exactly what she looks like in the movie.
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Post by die » Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:49 pm

SoVi3t wrote:From what I've read, they're new characters. Trying to make Spider-Man and the world he lives in more multi-cultural.
I've read that at least one of them is an old character re-imagined. Not sure about the others.

Granted, I haven't done much research. :mcclure:
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