GAME OF MOTHERFUCKING THRONES

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Post by lionheart » Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:46 pm

Two storylines last night, and that was it, but goddamn if it wasn't awesome.

Danaerys/Tyrion/Greywurm in Mereen took care of business; the dragons paid off in a BIG way and they accepted the offer of Theon and his sister. Aside from the incredible sea massacre and Greywurm killing two masters in a nicely shot scene, nothing big to offer.

I thought the entirety of the Battle of the Bastards was fantastic. Dramatic, logical, only somewhat predictable. I think everyone expected the Knights of the Vale to come to the rescue, but there was a lot of doubt in play the entire episode. Tormund came in with some great comic relief (not knowing any tactics whatsoever, stupid Wildling), and Wun Wun stole the show by ripping a man in half. I will really miss having giants on the show, because they were fucking awesome.

There was a lot of gratuitous action here; the wildness of the battle was incredible and Jon Snow is a fucking BEAST. The showdown after Ramsey killed WunWun was odd; he kept futilely shooting arrows like Ramon trying to shoot Eastwood in "A Fistful of Dollars". It was still an awesome payoff to see Jon smash his face into hamburg, and then have Sansa sic the hounds on that little fuckface.

When I was pouring cereal for the kids this morning, Ghost's picture was on the side of the milk carton. Did he sit this one out?
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Re: GAME OF MOTHERFUCKING THRONES

Post by die » Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:09 pm

Last night felt like vintage GoT, I totally loved it. A part of me really wished Theon could've been there to avenge his yogurt slinger. I also wished Ghost would've gotten into the battle, but then again it seems like Direwolves tend to get killed like bitches on this show from out-of-nowhere, so I would've been nervous as fuck.

but yeah, I enjoyed the hell out of the show last night.
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Post by die » Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:50 pm

Soooooooo, any predictions for the last episode?

I will throw some out there...

- Sansa AKA Ginger Elsa will be preggers with lil Ramsay bastard.

- Cersei burns down King's Landing, Tommon dies.

- Arya returns to Winterfell

- Possibly they reveal what Varys' mission was.

- Sam gets the Valerian steel sword into somebody's more capable hands (perhaps Bronn or Sandor?)





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Post by lionheart » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:24 pm

die wrote:Soooooooo, any predictions for the last episode?

I will throw some out there...

- Sansa AKA Ginger Elsa will be preggers with lil Ramsay bastard.

- Cersei burns down King's Landing, Tommon dies.

- Arya returns to Winterfell

- Possibly they reveal what Varys' mission was.

- Sam gets the Valerian steel sword into somebody's more capable hands (perhaps Bronn or Sandor?)
- Agree Completely
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- Not yet, next year
- Possibly, he might be leading the Sons of the Harpy
- No idea where Sam thinks he's going. He can't be a Maester anymore, so maybe heads to Winterfell and gives it to Thormund or Davos.

My predictions:
- I expect we get a status update on Jorah stoneskin, possibly him dying.
- Bran flashback confirms R+L = J, to the shock of none by now
- White Walkers get close (eyesight) of the now all-but-abandoned Wall.
- Time is wasted on Khaleesi yelling at sweaty, hairy people from a Dragon
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Post by die » Mon Jun 27, 2016 7:18 pm

yes. yes. yes. yes.


Nice to see the King finally put over Wildfire at a PPV.

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If the Slaver's Bay needed to be renamed to the Bay of Dragons, they definitely need to change KING'S LANDING to something else.


how about RASCAL FLATS?

or The Splatahorn.



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Post by die » Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:50 pm

^ that is so excellent.


This is pretty great:

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I was like SAM SCENE = PISS BREAK, so I totally missed those details. :shock:

holy hell.


Now, I understand why he was marking out so hard.



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Post by lionheart » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:20 am

Never expected an ending so epic after an awesome episode 9. It's like the first 8 episodes of each season are fucking Downton Abbey next to the last two. I hate it, until I get to the last two.

A few questions:
- WHERE DID ARYA GET THAT FACE!? Did she get to take a few roadies, like grabbing beers on the way to a concert in college?
- HOW DID JON FORGIVE SANSA THAT EASILY? "My bad on having 1000s of your guys die because I didn't mention the Valemen." "NBD."
- HOW SLOW ARE EURON GREYJOY'S BOATS? Yara not only beat him to Mereen, but they had the time to paint and custom carve dragons on a fucking THOUSAND ships before packing them with the band of dickless and a bazillion horses.
- CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE? Why the fuck not. Both Sandor and Gregor are still around (notice I didn't say alive). Let's get those crazy cats together soon and see what happens.

Having to wait ten months for more makes me want to pull a Tommen. Even with a few problems, that episode was fucking sweet.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:13 pm

- WHERE DID ARYA GET THAT FACE!? Did she get to take a few roadies, like grabbing beers on the way to a concert in college?
I kept wondering the same thing. Perhaps she snatched some from the wall of faces before she left or she found a girl who had just died and took her face. It's either something along those lines or she's just a straight up gangsta ass murderer now.


- HOW DID JON FORGIVE SANSA THAT EASILY? "My bad on having 1000s of your guys die because I didn't mention the Valemen." "NBD."
This didn't bother me. Jon realized he let Ramsay outsmart him on multiple levels. Sansa kept saying she knows Ramsay, but Jon wouldn't listen. The Vale came along at the right time, if they would've came in earlier, they would've gotten trapped as well.


- HOW SLOW ARE EURON GREYJOY'S BOATS? Yara not only beat him to Mereen, but they had the time to paint and custom carve dragons on a fucking THOUSAND ships before packing them with the band of dickless and a bazillion horses.
Last we saw of him, he still had to build the boats. He asked for 1000 ships, that's gonna take some time (years in real life lolololol, but TV SHOW AND STUFF). I don't think he would consider them bold enough to go to Mereen.



- CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE? Why the fuck not. Both Sandor and Gregor are still around (notice I didn't say alive). Let's get those crazy cats together soon and see what happens.
Yes, I don't know why so many people think it won't happen, it HAS TO HAPPEN. I been ready for this since Season 1.



I forgot to mention LITTLEFINGER'S HAIRCUT in that last episode. I seriously lol'd when I saw it. It was like the prop department stapled a startled raccoon to his scalp.
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Post by die » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:22 pm

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^ so there's that.

Mcgregor should be perfect for the show though, he already looks and sounds like he just walked off of the set.
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