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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Mar 30, 2016 3:22 pm

request to change thread title from Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER to Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER BUT FUCK AQUAMAN.

TY.

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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by die » Wed Mar 30, 2016 3:31 pm

BUTT FUCK AQUAMAN?

that might be a different type of porn spoof right there.

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yeah, it appears it actually is.






Did we ever address the fact that movie Aquaman has derp eyes?




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I mean, I'm pretty sure we discussed it, but it still bothers me.


I've accepted the fact that he looks like Roman Reigns finishing second at a Rob Zombie lookalike contest and I've accepted the fact that this is a desperate attempt to trick Millennials into buying into the whole AQUAMAN IS ACTUALLY A BADASS SEA KING bait-an-switch we all know so well BUT the Derp eyes kill it all.
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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Mar 30, 2016 5:18 pm

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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by die » Wed Mar 30, 2016 6:45 pm

can we discuss any and all attempts to try to modernize Aquaman and Aqualad into either less gay or more gay characters?

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Does there ever come a point where you just tap out?


and before anybody asks, yes, they have reached that NOT ETHNIC ENOUGH point already...'



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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Mar 30, 2016 7:52 pm

https://magus71.wordpress.com/2008/04/0 ... 1-aquaman/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by SoVi3t » Wed Mar 30, 2016 7:54 pm

Fuck Aquaman. I wanna go back to discussing Batman telling Martha Kent that he is a friend of her son's, literally five minutes after trying to murder him.
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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:24 pm

SoVi3t wrote:Fuck Aquaman. I wanna go back to discussing Batman telling Martha Kent that he is a friend of her son's, literally five minutes after trying to murder him.

and she's all like yeah i figured with the cape...
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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by die » Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:29 pm

SoVi3t wrote:Fuck Aquaman. I wanna go back to discussing Batman telling Martha Kent that he is a friend of her son's, literally five minutes after trying to murder him.
lolololololol

Imagine you're Superman... Wouldn't you want to save your own mom rather than leaving it up to the dude who almost killed you?

If you're Batman and you know Clark is Superman, wouldn't you already know all about his parents already?


You would think that a movie of this magnitude, that has been thought about and dreamed about for years would come with an airtight plot.

Also, the cop that tried to murder Batman with a shotgun just turned right towards his partner and almost murdered him at point blank range and they were both acting like it happens all the time and HEY, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?



of course, as always, Kevin Fucking Smith had to weigh in...

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/29/ke ... d-babbleon" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


and imagine that:
Smith did praise Ben Affleck’s performance as Batman (“the least worst thing” about the film is how Garman described Affleck’s turn), even though the character “seemed a little off-brand for Batman.” Smith noted his issue wasn’t that this version of Batman would be willing to let his enemies be killed in battle, but that “Batman is never like ‘If there’s a one percent chance s— can go wrong, let’s f—— stab people.’”
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of course, because AFFLECK WAS THE BOMB IN PHANTOMS, YO



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then I serioused.


but yeah, even that chubby hack admitted the movie had no heart (OUTSIDE OF BEN AFFLECK'S ENORMOUS GREAT ACTING HEART, OF COURSE)
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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by RobotJerk » Thu Mar 31, 2016 1:57 am

Batfleck has Batfleck sceipt ready to go, apparently.
http://www.avclub.com/article/ben-affle ... mov-234575" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Zack Snyder explains why Superman had to die.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/26/ba ... n-ending/2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by die » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:03 am

That bitch Aquaman though...
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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

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Re: BATMAN V SUPERMAN V EVERY DC CHARACTER EVER

Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:36 pm

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